3 Fucked up questions.

[GORlLLA]

So I won't go into details but I need to preform a ton of interviews. The first 15 questions are just normal 'what is your favorite....' just getting to know people types of questions but the last three need to be super messed up. So NS, help me think of some really messed up questions.

For example two of my friend's questions (mostly for guys btw):
would you rather have sex with your grandma or lose your penis?
would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or a mug of period blood?

 

[iSmokeweed]

First

 

[corona]

would you rather spend a whole day hiking for a half hour run of 3 feet of pow or a a whole day hiking and get 3 half hour runs of 1 foot of pow..

 

[LittleFoot]

sex with gramma and mug of period blood.

would you rather stick you hand in a blender until you reached your shoulder or spend the rest of your life as a a head and torso

 

[vailsux.com]

Dude, you can't ask me to make a choice between those two, that's fucked up.

 

[3-6-steeze]

would you rather be forced to rape a man, or hold your face to a sander for 10 minutes?

 

[SgtSteamy]

1. Lose Penis2. Kill self because I'm not drinking a cup of period juice or a calzone of diarrhea. I'm gagging thinking about it.

 

[Milksteak]

What..the fuck...

 

[GORlLLA]

bump, I need some more questions.

 

[hoodSlayer]

Are you a pledge in a fraternity by any chance haha?

 

[WorthDaMoney]

would you rather have a dozen leeches on your dick all day everyday for a week, or get fisted by shaq until his whole hand fits

 

[geteducated]

is the diarrhea calzone stone baked or regular?

 

[wynnyk]

fucking weird.

 

[WorthDaMoney]

yep
but so is "would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or a mug of period blood?"just following the example

 

[SgtSteamy]

Dozen Leeches. His fist would kill me.

 

[LordWang]

for a girl: would you rather eat out your mom or have sex with your dad?for a dude: would you rather blow your dad or have sex with your mom?
would you rather eat a smegma filled twinky or suck a homeless dudes dick?
google smegma if you dont know what it is.

 

[triebby]

As long as is the slope 40 degrees or steeper and the 3 feet is Utah pow that fell when it was 10 degrees Fahrenheit, I would take the one run of 3 feet without question. A half hour long run in 3 feet of pow under the conditions described above would without a doubt be the most epic run of your life.

 

[Steve-Brown]

i dont know how you even get to that conversation.wow.

 

[MaMann]

wow thats so fucked up this sounds like my english class during free time last year...

 

[ButterItOut]

Dude what the fuck thats so disgusting im goign to puke after that smegma shit wtf, good question thouhg lol

 

[Sam.Carson]

would you rather tbag a bear trap or get double pen. in the ass by 2 gay guys who are really enjoying it.

 

[-Dan]

Taylor gang? or good music?

 

[pmw]

would you rather puff a quarter of heads for 100 or a half of kb

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

ooooh myyyy gooood... ouch.
would you rather put a bra on Hilary Clinton or take one off Oprah?
would rather shit a bowling ball or piss a marble?

 

[skiierman]

those are awesome questions... if you're 16. here's an example of a good question...

- what STD would you be willing to have if you knew you could pass it on to your most hated person through un-lubed angry sex?

 

[pmw]

would you rather go through life with no friends or being a ginger?
wait, why pick when you can both, like skiierman!

 

[coopsteeez]

would you rather peel off your face with a potato peeler

or

peel off your friends face and eat it

 

[alvy.]

would you rather kill your friend and eat him/her, or have your friend eat your arm?

 

[PartyHon]

FFFFUUUUUU i pick OR

 

[Flowsion]

would you rather attend a kegger with westboro baptists or drink alone at the olive garden by yourself

 

[Flowsion]

oops for the redundancy in my last post. i've been drinking...it's friday

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Would you rather shit napalm or piss nytroglycerine?

 

[Deezy]

would you give a guy a bj for $50,000

 

[KrazyistKarl]

at the kegger or olive garden?

 

[LittleFoot]

both, at the same time

 

[skithesprings]

this exactly. where will you ever get to ski 30 minutes straight of 3 feet of pow.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

East Coast
would you rather kill both your parents or shove a glass pipe up your peehole and smash it with a sledgehammer?

 

[skithesprings]

i already killed both my parents.

do i win?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

no, this leaves you with only one option. have fun

 

[Slone.]

would you rather piss out a golf ball or shit out a bolling ball?

 

[teestomyknees]

would you rather watch porn with your parents, or featuring your parents?

 

[SgtSteamy]

With

 

[chicken]

jesus fuck....

 

[chicken]

I guess I clicked the title. but still.

 

[.jon]

I respect this post.

 

[john.stossel]

so wrong......

 

[samsquamch]

hahahaha

 

[john.stossel]

you people are all going to hell

 

[john.stossel]

what fucking horror movies did you kids grow up watching?

 

[RudyGarmisch]

What does human taste like?

 

[Arabian.]

Do you really want me to answer that?