28 internet acronyms every parent should know (How 2 sext)

Peter.

Peter.

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/08/living/internet-acronyms-every-parent-should-know/

1. IWSN - I want sex now

2. GNOC - Get naked on camera

3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer

4. PIR - Parent in room

5 CU46 - See you for sex

6. 53X - Sex

7. 9 - Parent watching

8. 99 - Parent gone

9. 1174' - Party meeting place

10. THOT - That hoe over there

11. CID - Acid (the drug)

12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol

13. 420 - Marijuana

14. POS - Parent over shoulder

15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo

16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips

17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life

18. PRON - Porn

19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me

20. 8 - Oral sex

21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9

22. IPN - I'm posting naked

23. LH6 - Let's have sex

24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?

25. DOC - Drug of choice

26. TWD - Texting while driving

27. GYPO - Get your pants off

28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless
 
13255334:Scaredwhiteboy said:
As a 14 year old, it's uncanny how accurate this list. Now we're going to have to create a whole new lingo.
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you actually fucking use those?
 
13255391:Wampire said:
you actually fucking use those?
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sorry it's just IWSN and i want you to TDTM so I don't have to watch PRON again like last time. (L)MIRL so we can have 53x.

What was the homework? (POS)

GYPO and give me a SUGARPIC and LH6
 
I sext hot dogs to people

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Kind of relevant. I told my parents I was going out for the evening and would be back tomorrow, and my dad asks, "Is the party going to be four two zero friendly?"
 
13255549:Scaredwhiteboy said:
Yeah of course. How out of touch with the youth are you?
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Its easy to be in touch with the youth when you're a child yourself. I think its a badge of honor to not be associated with the worst generation to grace the earth. Go have fun sitting in a room playing on your phone while 4 of your buddies sit next to you doing the same thing like a bunch of introverted social rejects.
 
13255634:JenniferGarner said:
Its easy to be in touch with the youth when you're a child yourself. I think its a badge of honor to not be associated with the worst generation to grace the earth. Go have fun sitting in a room playing on your phone while 4 of your buddies sit next to you doing the same thing like a bunch of introverted social rejects.
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We're getting so much more pussy than you could have ever dreamed of when you were our age. I think you're just jealous.

HOMD Homey.
 
13255936:Scaredwhiteboy said:
We're getting so much more pussy than you could have ever dreamed of when you were our age. I think you're just jealous.

HOMD Homey.
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wait is this guy serious lol
 
13255936:Scaredwhiteboy said:
We're getting so much more pussy than you could have ever dreamed of when you were our age. I think you're just jealous.

HOMD Homey.
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And because I realize you're out of touch, HOMD means Hop Off My Dick.
 
13255936:Scaredwhiteboy said:
We're getting so much more pussy than you could have ever dreamed of when you were our age. I think you're just jealous.

HOMD Homey.
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what are your go to lines for gettin the ladies out of their clothes?
 
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