200 word summer jib essay

SoupCurry

SoupCurry

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Why I Want To Jib.

Because skiing is the shit. Because skateboarding sucks without transition. Because summer is too long. Because snow is clean and pavement is dirty. Because tricks are addicting like crack. Because progression is everything. Because the whole crew is currently in anchortown. Because i have nothing better to do. Because Zach, Troy and Tim are my heros. Because tv sucks. Because cable tv sucks even more. Because Newschoolers gets boring. Because of gagnier's urban footy. Because skiing beats sitting on your ass. Because rails are shiny and shiny things are pretty. Because marita seems pretty cool even though i just met her. Because unlike skateboarding, skiing has soul. Because a rail underfoot is what its all about. Because there are 108 people logged onto newschooers which means 108 people who are not currently skiing which makes me sad. Because i need my daily dose of snow. Because i like to watch zachs rail madness. Because i want to improve. Because i want more footy. Because i want to be cool. Because i care. Because I LOVE SKIING!

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Japanese steeze
 
and ill atach myself to lucas and prtend im him so i can get a ride toooo, but i cud just get a ride with my brother, but he dont got a truck fo sno. o well, nice essay luke

uh! im not racing so uh!!!
 
ZACH AND TROY ARE MY HEROS

By:Lucas Tanaka

Zach and Troy are my heros.

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Japanese steeze
 
yay!!!! good job luke is it ok if i rip these essays off and turn them in at school???

uh! im not racing so uh!!!
 
WHY ALASKA IS COOL

by:lucas tanaka

Alaska is cool because of the 3 P's (powder-progression-ptyradactyls) and dont forget the 3 S's (skis-steeze-salmonella) but mostly cus of the TZT's (tim-zach-troy)

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Japanese steeze
 
smellsa like shit, oops was that outloud

Holla Atcha Boy.

'Well I just like to call you T-nigga-roy for short.' Matt Sansone, refering to gangsta troy's new name.

'You Don't need to mow your lawn, just pour a fuckload of gravel all over the shit, you stupid fuck'. - Tim D. telling me that my chores need to be fixed in order to go skiing everyday in the summer.

 
poop on your moms cootch

Holla Atcha Boy.

'Well I just like to call you T-nigga-roy for short.' Matt Sansone, refering to gangsta troy's new name.

'You Don't need to mow your lawn, just pour a fuckload of gravel all over the shit, you stupid fuck'. - Tim D. telling me that my chores need to be fixed in order to go skiing everyday in the summer.

 
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