2 Waiters & 2 Waitresses need for a private adult party

[ryano]

http://denver.craigslist.org/fbh/2855450416.html

SOMEONE in COLORADO PLEEEASE do this...

a job ad in denver.

take a go pro, and report back to use.

quote:

"So it is time again for my wife and I to have our annual St. patrick's day party. We are looking for two waiters and two waitresses for the party. But please read the rest of the story as Paul harvey would have said. This is Swingers party and we do 6 of them a year. The waiters and waitress must work in the nude basicly. you will be wearing an apron and flip flops. This again is a swingers party and the guests are all Bi sexual so you must also be comfortable with this type of life style. You are not expected to interact with the guests but you are here for eye candy so you need to be comfortable with the situation very out going in your personality so you can get them drinks and food and wait on them. Needless to say the guest will also be naked. If this sound good ot you hit me back iwth a photo of you and tellme somethign about you. "

 

[soulskier]

i expected a lame punch line, you exceeded all expectations

 

[1337]

funny, I got an invite to that same party!

 

[El.Guapo]

does anyone have solid 7's number? she would be a hot waitress

 

[PJS.]

the ECBat signal is suddenly white against the clouds...

 

[saskskierftw]

Quite the party. I'm 16, can I go? Be swinging with some MILF's....

 

[Milksteak]

holy shit, someone hop on this.

 

[californiagrown]

that actually sounds pretty dope.

i would ask for their picture as well...im not down for an obese swinger party.

 

[[evan]]

Just what i was thinking.

This is the true test ECB, its time to take it to the next level.

 

[steep]

Some one do this! Annnnnd you get 25.00$ an hour plus tips, pretty good

 

[geteducated]

i'm positive it's missing a 'find humor in the little things' quote in there somewhere.

 

[SKI.ING]

threads

 

[Billek]

I already have her booked for my own St. Patric's day get together.

 

[El.Guapo]

damn.

 

[kvan]

Ryan I think we should give Matt and Pepper a call

 

[GeneralT]

dooooooo it

 

[Lucas]

Ecb

 

[ryano]

i tried persuading pepper to do it.

 

[japanada]

Sounds like easy money and would probably end up with you in a huge orgy. Win win in my book.

 

[kvan]

I think hes well suited for the job. What did he say?

 

[ryano]

i dont remember. he gave me an excuse tho..

 

[snowisholywater]

getting involved in a bi-sexual orgy doesn't sound like a win for a straight male. But if you're not then just forget what I just said

 

[snowisholywater]

getting involved in a bi-sexual orgy doesn't sound like a win for a straight male. But if you're not then just forget what I just said

 

[Jib-Ninja]

WTF? how has nobody jumped onto this? If i lived on colorado i would have booked this shit the first day i saw it. You get to show off your sexy bod and probobly have sex with some milfs....id be so down. shit i would do it for free.

 

[japanada]

Do you know what a swinger party is? You couldnt get down tag teaming a chick? Sorry for you man. They are prolly some of the most accepting people youll ever meet. I worked with a 50yo guy who regularly attended these kind of things with his wife. Straight as an arrow.

 

[snowisholywater]

yeah no disrespect to the people that do it it's just i wouldn't be a fan of men having sex together right next to me. Guess its an opinion.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

I'm with you, dude. I don't think I could work the second a dude starts blowing/nailing another dude.

 

[hey-dude-its-me]

so are you guys all bisexual or do you just not know how to read?

 

[Alehandro]

This

 

[ECB]

I applied, sent nudes to the guy, only problem is I live far away, so I told him if he can guarantee I will make just enough for the airfare, i'll do it

I'm waiting on a response

 

[ryano]

this is what you have to look forward to.

 

[ECB]

getting thumbed in the arsehole? If that's the case I think the pictures of my poophole I attached to the email should work in my favor then

 

[why]

just burst out laughing. thanks ecb

 

[ryano]

i really do hope you sent an email. and if you did. you have to post the reply.

 

[kvan]

This could get entertaining really fast

 

[ECB]

getting thumbed in the arsehole? If that's the case I think the pictures of my poophole I attached to the email should work in my favor then

 

[derbski]

Your sexual promiscuity is quite disturbing when paired with your icon of a 14-ish year old Miley Cyrus

 

[why]

your should forward me that email

 

[geteducated]

ecb's comments would only be have as disturbingly hilarious if he didn't have that icon.

 

[geteducated]

half. got owned by auto correct

 

[Petersaurusrex]

So you get a minimum of $125 dollars plus tips and you probably get to nail some MILFS... Who would say no?

 

[gnarshrelpt]

this sounds like a no brainer til a dude shoves his thumb up your ass

 

[Anathema]

what you've never been naked with someone at a party?

what kind of parties do you go to..

 

[northeast]

i came in here to post this.

 

[Uah]

 

[Lucas]

Lololol

 

[JIBpsy^^]

if i were 18 and were allowed to carry a small hatchet i would do this.

 

[J_Christoph]

hahaha well theyve got quite a shindig planned