So clearly pink names are attracted to tramps. Every fucking active pinkname is this thread quoted or said something about the Snooki J-woww pic. Hahaha jealousy much?
Yes I wish I was the scum of the earth still living off my parent's money and getting paid by mtv to get trashed and to fuck everything I see. I love being fat like them with std's. Can't wait to get my refund gap tit job like J-WOW
Clearly you need to put one on each side of the pool and try to jump from one to the other. Once you get it down, fill your pool with gators and try it again for primetime tv.
If you're super worried about hitting the bottom of the pool when you jump in, you could put a mattress at the bottom of it so its padded if you ever did go too deep.