100 things to do before you die.

[clayborn]

My friend had one of these lists and i've been wondering what i should to. It can be things you've already done, just anything that needs to be done before you die.

1. Learn to ski

 

[John.]

I only see one thing? But that is a good first goal...

 

[thenakedcellist]

1. Fuck on a forest floor

2. Fuck on a train

3. Fuck on an airplane.

4. Go swimming in South France.

 

[EH_DUBS]

become ridicously good looking

 

[BigJew]

Do a backflip.

 

[860]

Kill somebody, only at a really old age though then you will die in like another 3 days and not have to worry about shit!

 

[killabees]

headys headys headys

 

[clayborn]

number them this is our list

 

[yelsel]

and learn how to do other stuff good too

 

[foodisfun]

correct me if i'm wrong, but wouldn't that make you a metro-sexual?

ok im done making terrible jokes from now on.

 

[foodisfun]

o yea and to add to the list:

-meet bob saget

 

[jea_killa]

shrooms

 

[doublexl]

that was like the lamest joke ever. i lold.

 

[Hannah.]

yeah so lame i lol'd

 

[doublexl]

hook up with every pink name.

 

[CBROOKS]

thats an exceptional goal.

How about ski every mountain range?

 

[rudeboy_87]

a forest floor... i like that.... dirty....

 

[rudeboy_87]

and yeah shrooms... must do shrooms before death... everybody

 

[Shpadoinkle]

own an aston martin and drive it everywhere.

 

[skibunnie]

i've accomplished 3/4 of your life goals. how does that make you feel?

here are some on my list

-visit every continent

-well thats all i can think of right now im drunk. more to come.

 

[martin.]

Ride an air matress down a ski trail

I already have a matress with a small, electronic pump, so im gonna put it in a backpack and do it up

 

[R.Z.A.]

aha i lold too

 

[Shadows]

it makes me feel like you are a slut

 

[sk8almost13x]

1.)jerkoff on a school bus without anyone noticing

2.) get blazed out of ur mind while snowboarding

 

[Sufferboy]

pee on chuck norris

 

[thefilmerguy]

what are you like 13

 

[Shpadoinkle]

...and you're proud of that? or just trying to find tail on ns?

 

[clayborn]

it's hard to love you

 

[chickenwang]

ya srsly

and ya i lol'd at the metro joke

 

[Alex_G]

meet skiierman.

 

[Daver_BC]

hahaha yeah

 

[KLovelace]

]write cursive cyrillic

tame a lion

write a thesis on swiss german

move back to switzerland

spend a few months in a hut in some deselat country.

learn to spell desolate.

 

[prosnurfer]

what a slut

 

[j3Di]

only someone who deserves it.. you cant just go popping off innocents

 

[michelle]

already crossed that off my list!

it was so exciting!

even more so the second time around!

 

[Peter.]

go to pluto

 

[t_rob]

go babe watching with michelle.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Attend Oktoberfest.

 

[michelle]

it's a good time

 

[fuzz.]

ho fo sho

 

[skibunnie]

it never occurred to anyone that I've been with the same guy for over 3 years? Plus I'm 22. Sooo nope not a slut thanks.

 

[FrostyBro]

ski imperial bowl at breckenridge... switch

 

[HHB]

shes a ho. fo sho

 

[miroz]

crochet a suit and wear it to school

 

[SkiMN]

Meet George Bush, and piss on him

Take a dumb in the oval office

Move to Canada

 

[SkiMN]

Oh yeah, before Move to Canada, vote for Hillary

 

[t-roy]

sky dive

fly a plane

submarine ride

base jump

win the lottery

have kids

save someones life

heli ski

 

[honeydip]

haha i didnt even get it at first. i actually thought it was a good joke tho

 

[beer.]

smoke some pure sativa

learn to surf

try shrooms

go on an amazing ski trip

have children

ride a motorcycle

visit another continent

learn to play an instrument

build/craft something yourself

 

[Shpadoinkle]

that's good, but remember you're on a forum with a bunch of horney guys and chicks really should respect themselves. keep it decent. we really don't want to hear what you do on your spare time. i expect to hear stuff like that from the boys.

 

[snowbird4life]

whatever dude fuck that shit. no girl on this forum should be beholden to bullshit standards and shit, the guys dont why should you? equuuuuuuuuuuuality