10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You

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act.resist

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I Saw this on tumblr and thought it was really interesting. Personally I've never understood why people hit their dogs and scream at them to punish them. Most of the time they'll understand if you use a stern voice.

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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..[/b]

My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

Give me time to understand what you want of me.

Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.

Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.

Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.

Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.

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I think it's more like this

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my dog likes bacon, he'd probably say something like "Gimme dat bacon, bitch." He's gangsta as fuck
 
I wish dogs lived the same amount of years as humans so you can potentially keep your same best friend forever :(
 
I can't imagine what it will be like if my black lab dies. My dad would be lost without him. Also he loves pizza and if you just say pizza he starts getting excited.
 
11. I honestly don't like it when u pet me. It's like when you get tickled. U laugh uncontrollably. I wag my tail uncontrollably. Wtf stop
 
okay I just seriously doubt that if my dog could talk it would preach 10 miserable lines about why I should feel bad for it and treat it like it's the only thing in the world that matters. I think my asshole started to bleed a bit after reading that.
 
Not all of those are entirely true, but that last one is both true and powerful. Damn. What a good way to think about that.

Also...ruff.
 
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nice one, magnus. nice one indeed. definitely saw that one coming though, but damn.

They do have souls

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Its not meant to be taken literally. Yea sure dogs would probably say give me food and pet me, but the point is to motivate people to treat their pets with a sense of morality instead of taking them for granted.

Also you should stop having so much gay sex if your anus is bleeding.
 
my dog would just tell jokes and probably do some sick freestyle rapping about scooby snacks and fine ass bitches. and we would make fun of all the pussy dogs who wined about their owners
 
"Hey i just pooped on the floor so if you dont clean it up im gonna eat it and then throw it up somewhere."
 
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