10 Dieses Humanity Could do Without

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WRITTEN BY PO Smeallie

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Po recently showed me this article he wrote and I thought it was very interesting (and funny) so i wanted to share it with u guys

1) Diabetes Type 2- La Dolce Vita ("The Sweet Life"), as Fellini titles it, deserves to be lived. May all the pastries and sugars of this world unite atop the taste palettes of humanity and exist peacefully inside our stomachs.

2) Skin Cancer- How the hell am I supposed tan in peace when the sun keeps trying to wage unending biological warfare on me?

3) Lyme Disease- Remember, as a kid, rolling in the grass on a lazy summer day. Well so do those little indestructable bastards who poison your bloodstream and plague your bodily system with high fevers. God, that must really tick you off.

4) Cancer- The Big C, you're a paradigmatic example of victorious imperalism and a festering scar on humanity as nasty as The Nazi Party and Al Quaeda combined. You cells may be able to replicate, mutate, multiply, invade, and conquer. But, alas, we have better technology, and with the incineration of you, no one will shed a single tear. Go to hell, you vile sons of bitches and I hope you die slowly and painfully-- as you've forced us to! (By the way, I really do wonder sometimes what the "C" in your nickname stands for)

5) Venereal Diseases (Especially Syphillus and HIV/AIDS)- Unintended pregnancies and Catholic demonization of Libido-driven urges aren't enough to deal with already?

6) Rabies- "Aww...that cute little dog bit me. Don't worry. It's only a scratch." Seriously, Nature, you really are a bitch!

7) Tetnus- So what if I step on a rusty nail? Is that really worth remaining forever silent?

8) ALS/Lou Gherig's Disease- Anyone disease that messes with our national pasttime will pay!

9) Malaria- If you're known for sucking people's blood, I'm sure you're hated enough already. You mosquitoes really have a lot of nerve.

10) E-Coli- Without you, thousands of irresponsible teenagers could keep their jobs at low-quality, fast food joints. No, but in all seriousness, we really detest you for trying to teach us a lesson about eating red meat.
 
well you can easily get sick without having a disease. plus people die of age all the time, natural disatser, war... list goes on.
 
I'm gonna be the fuckin asshole and bring up population control.

Having a noncurable illness myself that I developed when I was 17 (after battling and SURVIVING bacterial meningitis/mono hybrid), that can be severely debilitating... I still believe in population control.

Some lives have to be sacrificed to make our lives better. The strongest should survive and reproduce. Not people that have fucked up genes.

Sorry. We're reproducing at a faster rate than we're dying and it's clogging up this planet.
 
I don't know about this population control stuff. I mean, if you eliminated all those, lots of people would still live, but you have to think of their situations. for instance, everyone in africa now is free of HIV/AIDS. But tons are still going to die from other stuff like lack of food and water.

but i'm all for survival of the fittest, and hopefully, making humanity more fit to survive (which apparently scares people). Come on NS, what ya'll think about genetic modifications?
 
I don't think so, it just so happens that things having the most offspring are usually the most fit to survive since inferior creatures do not reproduce as often. plus it doesn't really work the same with humans, you have to look at animals that have offspring multiple times.
 
Replicate and multiply are the same thing. Also, all cells can multiply; that's not unique to cancer.

Whoever wrote this did a very weak job.
 
Why in the world would the fact that it was written in thirty minutes be a defense for it? If anything, that just makes me more mad that you would make my time with something the author didn't even put time into.
 
well i'm sure it's not intended to be a fully scientific paper. and I feel like if I used the words "replicate" and "multiply" on a test, a teacher I had for the first two semesters would mark me wrong. since a replication should be a full copy and a multiplication could just mean an increase in numbers.with potentially screwed up stuff. Which I guess might be technically right but I'd be kind of mad if I lost points for that. basically I agree with you on that part so don't flame.
 
You want to play that game? ok.

I never said you said that. But you did post it here with the intention of tricking people into reading it.
 
90% of you "disease is population control" would change your mind really quick like if a loved one of yours was on their deathbed with cancer or diabetes or shit. Don't even bother denying it unless it has already happened to you (Ali gee gets a free pass)
 
I kid you not, that's almost exactly what I said to Gus when I saw type 2 on the list. That shit is preventable. Stop being fat fucks. It should be type 1.
 
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