10 commandments to IF3

JFDuRocher

Member
10. You shall bring your camera and document all of the action 9. You shall bring girls to party with you and your friends; it’s always good to bring sand to the beach!8. You shall buy a VIP pass, BLING!7. You shall plan ahead; make a list of the movies you really want to see6. You shall not become ''that'' guy unless you are willing to live with it 5. You shall buy a drink to Doug Bishop, spill it and do a shoe!4. You shall carry an extra pair of underwear, in case you actually meet Doug Bishop3. You shall talk to your favorite pro rider and ask his autograph, you shall also buy him or her a drink!2. You shall party like its 1999!1. You shall not be sorry for Partying! After all it’s the IF3 in Montreal!
 
10 commandments report so far:

10-cameras shit and im too lazy to document anything (proof; i should be doing my french homework due tomorrow morning but im on NS instead)

9-dont know any chill ski chicks willing to do the 45min drive to come and party

8-done and done

7-seeing all of them, fuck planning...

6-i dont know what that really means but i sure as hell will try to avoid it, unless i already am ''that guy'', in which case im unhappy with my life.

5-underage and even with a fake ID, i dont look legit enough.

4-im bringing 3 pairs, for those seggys that get my building erect, if you see what i mean

3-i WILL talk to ALL my fav pros and ill maybe bring them a can of sumthing, unless i get completely broke before that, which is very possible.

2-i was 5 yrs old in 1999 but if we replace the grape juice by booze and the fart jokes by nudity, shit was goin DOWN!

1-im probably goin to be sorry that i didnt get to party enough. after, i will just be another 15 yr old in Montreal.
 
fuck me if only i hadent been so lazy about getting my drivers licence i to could be peeing on the floor
 
I wish I could go so much. *Insert unnecessary bitching and moaning about my parents even though they've given me a great life, proceed to go to room, straighten my hair, die it black, and start listening to emo music until next year when I'm 18 and can buy the VIP pass and go without the previously required permission from my parents thus ending my period of mourning and becoming enlightened about the wonders of IF3*
 
I was the guy who screamed all the sponsors during the presentation of the movie TURBO and REASONS. I could'nt speak for 4 days after that night.

Anybody remember? lol

I'm planning on doing the same thing on Friday night. Be There!
 
There was a pro section? By upstairs do you mean the balcony?

Because I was definately at IF3 last year and definately watched from "uptsairs" ... and am definately not a pro.
 
Back
Top