haha, no way man. i'm not single, and that was a pitiful effort on your part. i'm disappointed in you phrosty. i was expecting something more clever. lol. i know you're used to hitting on drunk girls all the time (you go to wasted state) but not everyone is constantly intoxicated and impressed by your childish comments.
just kidding. i'm sure you're really cool and get lots of play from the ladies. actually, i'm just kidding about that part also. you're fun to rag on and can handle a little verbal abuse and don't break down in tears about it unlike so many of the little 12-year-olds on here. keep doing your thing, man.
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