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Next time you take a shower and you have to fart, let the water flow into your crack and over your butt-hole and then let it rip. It makes a wicked sound.

And they don't have all those pesky pubes to weigh them down either.

Aight so, I don't post on here much, but I still read alot of the shit on here so I figured it be a good place to get some ideas for a school lip sync contest. Basically nobody takes it seriously at all, and it has to be A) performed with a country song and B) somewhat appropriate for school, or...

Jack off in a closet and the slap your mom across the face with the cum on your hands and tell her to fuck off. Then do some blow and go to the prom like a fuckin' rockstar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbxLk8_C8c&feature=related

It wouldn't be slave labour if it got him a car bitchface

I snowboard bitches.

I watched it, but I was lifting weights, masterbating, shaving (My face of course) and farting at the same time, am I still gay?

Yeah dude, I'd totally bust a pope hat.

Is it a good idea to do shrooms and go to the community pool and go swimming?

Man, you sound like the biggest, cockiest douchebag ever.

Yeah for sure, because the holocaust, world war 2, and a depression we're just soooo dope.

You guys are pussies haha.

nsmb.com, always cheap .243's there and they're light and strong. Definately don't go with an azonic steelhead, they're frames have crappy welds and break all the time. Cove, blk mrkt, .243, giant, trek, cannondale etc. they all make strong, good frames.

Booger.

Cause all girls are dirty skanks, no questions asked.

Too bad for you theres still that small few eh?

Dude, just stay safe and snort coke instead, until your 100% sure.

Yeah well I'm not talking about some guy telling a complete noob to become pro. It would have to be someone with experience already.