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my brother has line invaders with the pink bottom, and when you lift them up a bit the pink reflects in the snow. So we are at the bottom of the lift and some guy in spandex comes over to him and says "Is there electricity in your skis?" "what?" "Yeah to make the bottoms glow."

oh its legit my friends and i have bought a ton of stuff from them.

i like the alabama idea. people would go up to you and say wtf are you? and ou would be like I'm alabama.

i ollie off of everyhting. like every little bump gets jumped.

you can buy drinks that will completely flush your system. But theyre spendy though like 40 bucks a pop. but its well worth it. i think you can get them at grasscity.com you could also drink bleach, half a teaspoon, at a half hour before you piss.

sammy is always riding that ski at hood. they look like a rockered elizabeth. not sure what they are called though.

there is this kid who has some disorder that made his body stop growing at like age 8. we play this game with him where one of my friends say: Hey Sean, do you smoke stems?" and he Replies "I aint nobodies bitch." hah.

probably has been posted

i sneezed cheesecake out of my nose once.

the first guy was just a silly goose, but damn i feel sorry for the second.

whats your house look like?

How could you not know: I put on my robe and wizard hat?

dime.

your still hot.

There goes one badass motherfucker.

OH MY GOD!!!!1 They dress like so TACKY! I mean really, who wears stripes to club? gawsh111

for the die noobs god one you should make it a little bit slower. The timing on the first was perfect.

nothin more serious than a rhino charging your ass.

def. Ann-on. i always wondered about pollard. is it pall-ard, or pole-ard?

^ ha made me lol. old people. whew.