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  1. i_am_retarded

    oldest member with the least post

    meeee.. meme me me me me.. pay attention to meeee ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  2. i_am_retarded

    Sharing tips is Socialism

    just pocket tips.. that way you'll be raking it in ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  3. i_am_retarded

    holla back youngin'

    hah, it's not upside down, it's what it looks like if that was you. like.. uh..... from my eyes. or something... ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  4. i_am_retarded

    holla back youngin'

    yo what's goin on in the NS forums these days... hows y'all been doin? miss me? of course... anyway i'm out, peace. ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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    valentines day.. need help quick!

    k, since i have no money right now, being in uni and broke as fuck, i'm making my gf coupons saying stuff like 'good for one massage' 'good for one shower together' etc... anyway, i need more ideas for coupons... so far it's only those two that i have... i'm screwed... help quick...
  6. i_am_retarded

    Help With MD Player

    they beat me to it.. ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  7. i_am_retarded

    *NEW YEARS *What are you doing?

    sitting at home watching harry potter. i'm sick and i hate it. fuck the world ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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    Kickass truck by oakley

    mint. i usually hate trucks... but that is awesome ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  9. i_am_retarded

    snowboard.com

    snowboard.com kills it. eveyrone should join. ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  10. i_am_retarded

    awesome munchies

    Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and...
  11. i_am_retarded

    wadja get? wadja get? wadja get?

    i got a penis pump... for my small weiner ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  12. i_am_retarded

    Turn your head and cough

    why do you have to turn your head and cough? am i stupid for asking? ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  13. i_am_retarded

    christmas dinner... high

    yea man i'm a huge poser smoker... i got all the gear but suck real bad... and same with eating turkey, i've got a big turk, but i don't know how to chew... or something. i'm kinda a double poser eh? i hate myself for writing this post. kill me now ------------------------- 'sweet i can be...
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    killer

    First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a...
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    Streetboarding

    what are you like 10??? that is the most retarded piece of shit ever! it's almost as cool as scootering.... almost. i hate you so much. i don't even knwo you, but just the fact that you like this gay street crap thing makes me hate you. the web site is also very homosexual. go to 'tick trips'...
  16. i_am_retarded

    best mixed drink

    ew never mix vanilla coke and vanilla twist vodka.... waaaay too vanilla ish. ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  17. i_am_retarded

    Gallon Challenge

    wow... thatlast post made no sense... prolly just cause i'm ripped. ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
  18. i_am_retarded

    christmas dinner... high

    oh god. i'm so high right now and i have to have a big family/family friends turkey dinner to go to! shiieeeett.. i'm screwed! it sucks cause you can't even reap the benefits of being high (ie- eating tons and tons of food) cause then they'll know!!!! :| ------------------------- 'sweet i can...
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    Gallon Challenge

    awww sheeeeeeit... me and my friends did that WAY before it came out on jackass... filmed it, it was funny as hell.. i finished the first half in about 5 minutes, then the second half killed me! i finished all 4 litres or milk with about a minute to spare, but i puked up about 5 litres... it's...
  20. i_am_retarded

    NS DRUNK JOURNAL

    hahaha! the drunk post is back! that's ffffffucked up man! ------------------------- 'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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