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I just got an e-mail in my hotmail called: 'Boobless Bitches Eating Pussy'

is the only way to carry furniture up the stair

I'm a chick, and I can rip...my clothes off

oh my goodness... There are so many hot skiers. How could you pick just one??? I think that today, I'd have to go with Brad Holmes. Brad, if you're out there, I promise next time I'll bring a friend too...

Wow, liftie, I feel exactly the same way that you do. There is nothing better than watching a long hard rail slide between your legs.

the one with the rake has a nice ass

The moral of this story is that girls are dumb.

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someone's blonde....

Racing actually isn't that bad...some really hot men wear really tight spandex. And I've shagged quite a few hotties in the back of their team van. Plus this year my mountain gave me a free season pass for sucking the most racer cock in the history of the club. And racers have helped with my...

sweetheart, you don't need to take all your sexual frustration out on me. What's with all the hate? I'm a virgin just like Britney Spears and the only reason my pussy is dripping is because you make me so wet. So, give your hands a break and come on over for some lovin'

get with the times Today is all about casual sex with curly haired guys who run websites.

yeah really, liftie_of_the_month, you don't need to go bashing the whole family just because the parents had a little mistake 15 years ago. what kind of stupid name is liftie_of_the_month anyways...

jen may be able to ski, but she's definately not hot. she looks like a donkey trapped in the body of a little old lady.

3 inches? you're being awefully generous there tiger.

don't tell Dave Pauls...

Jon Reedy - there's a reason why the only thing he hypes on the internet is his skiing...

Tanner - what can i say? he's the best Philou - if size matters, this is what you want Brad Holmes - making love with him is like making music (bad rap music) Crichton - pays well JF Cusson - the mullet was good leverage Anthony Boronowski - that rookie can do wonders with this tongue and...

You guys are all idiots. Elan makes the best skis ever. And if you disagree, it's probably because you don't get laid enough. Now Salomon...those are some crappy skis.

My twin sister is a pornstar, but I've never done her. Sorry guys.