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You know all those myspace douchebags who are all emo and sticking it to the man? Well the man, and by that I mean Fox News and Affiliates, recently bought the site for 500 million dollars....striaght cash. Stick it to that.

Its one of those things that you love, but probably wouldnt tell your friends. Like The Newlyweds......right?....................

Whats the difference between a cunt and a vagina? A cunt is what surrounds the vagina. [AKA the woman]

Why do women have vaginas? So we'll talk to them.

Anyone who likes Automaniac lemme know, my cousin (Glenn Kirschbaum) is the producer. Also if you guys have any ideas for a show you'd like to see them do, I'll pass them on to him.

In respones to lateralis and ski-hobo: The Beatles actually did change music and set the industry standard from the 60's on. They didn't just 'happen' to have a bunch of #1 hits, they earned them with amazing writing, and all of them were released within a 10 year period. The Beatles were...

Monday night I was handed the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see the one and only Sir Paul McCartney. After reading the 'greatest music decade post' I think everyone here needs to step back and recognize that Paul McCartney and the Beatles changed music forever. They were pioneers and...

what type of music do you play? i mean if you play shit punk rock then you dont have to worry about tone and you can pick up a shit box crate or something like that. if you actually play decent music and tone is important to you then you are going to need to spend a lot more money

some kid just transferred to my high school. guess what his name is..........hes mothafuckin tom petty

its hedberg, and yeah it wont be the same without him

once at camp a bunch of kids were playing idiot of the bunk. so it goes down like this anouncer: if you were in the middle of the WOODS what would you build a house out of? consestant 1: plastic? contestant 2: no you retard, plastic doesnt stand up. in bio class freshman year some girl didnt...

dude the 21 grams couldnt be air in your lungs, the air doesnt affect your weight when you are surrounded by air. it affects your bouyancy in water, but it cant have anything to do with air. it also cant be the bodily fluids you lose, because they most likely weigh you on a bed (your death bed)...

dude you just gotta know where she likes to be touched. honestly, find the clit and the g spot and you are all set (once she lets you in). i was hookin up with an abstinent girl about a month ago, and she let me finger her through her pants, and i was so fucking good that at about 2 oclock this...

thats a really flattering picture, id be glad to have one of those posted of me on the internet.................

1) Bela Fleck and the Flecktones. they really showed me what modern jazz can do 2) Victor Wooten. my bass playing will never be the same, he has the most amazing style ive ever heard 3) Stanley Clarke. he is the man who started slap bass for everyone 4) Weather Report/Jaco Pastorius. Jaco...

yeah ski patrollers can be dicks, but if you fuck yourself up really bad youll be damn glad to have them on the mtn. every time i go to waterville i see an average of 3 people getting backboarded, imagine what would happen if there were no ski patrol

Does anyone have a video of Simon's superpipe run? I missed it, and now when you click on it at EXPN it takes you to the Garniers slopestyle run.

count me in

its possible. have u ever tried a backflip 180 on a trampoline, and you know how at the end of the flip your momentum is throwing you fowards like a front flip? well if you continue with that momentum you get a fliffus. if sarah burke pulls a quiffis, does it become a queefis?

at attitash they have a 60 foot booter, and i was like 'fuck it, its the last run of the year, dont be a pussy' so i hit it faster than ive ever skied in my life.......and BOOM i hit the ground about 10 feet past the landing. i broke my binging, got the wind knocked out of me, fucked up my...