Search results

  1. J

    The COMPLETE guide to being a professional skier - Pro who wishes to remain anonymous (Not me) (*Truth Warning)

    A lot of you should know who I am but probably don't because I fly solo a lot of the time and keep to myself because I was raised to be humble, plus im not neurotypical, i'm built different and see heaps of shit from a different perspective which is super useful for you guys To be pro is a very...
  2. J

    Really urgent new information that is CLASSIFIED! Do not look - Vail Ski Resorts

    Hi I hope this email finds you well, If your reading this its already too late, I am writing because I looked through my partners phone to find out if they were cheating on me and I realised that Vail ski resorts is on a very dangerous trajectory and will completely fuck up our lives. By 2030...
  3. J

    Interpretation Review - by Dan Rogers (Australia - Mt Buller)

    Hi guys, Just Dan here aha. Been skiing real hard lately smashing the chutes in prep for Buller X, but just wanted to share some knXwledge with yall about interpretation, by the bunch It wasn't until I got my endorsement from Kirks Creamy Soda that my skiing ability really took off. Although...
  4. J

    Lost ski at breck

    Hey guys, just putting out the message. I lost a ski in freeway terrain park today. Not sure what time it was. It was a 2011 afterbang, mounted about 3 back from centre with marker jester bindings Thanks Let me know if you find it ASAP as they are really good butter skis
  5. J

    Listen up - global warming

    Yo g'day man how are ya? this is some real talk about global warming about the planet being sweltering and storming ur just sitting on the couch, probly yawning but in the future you'll be mourning just a lil rap to get you guys in the mood but i just thought i would share my opinion about...
  6. J

    Massive issue need help fast

    Hi guys, Whilst chilling at breck park today (second day skiing park ever) I had come to the realisation that my learning curve (rate of progression) is rapidly increasing... ...Increasing so much that I am in fact progressing "too fast" so to speak. After only my second day skiing ever i...
  7. J

    Jens Nilson Callout

    I know its probably a repost but once again Jens Nilsson has managed to fuck it up for the rest of us. I'm sure you all have seen the recent "Use What You've Got" video, its good stuff amiright? https://vimeo.com/140202389 I am thoroughly enjoying it until the clock hits 7:27, Jens has to come...
  8. J

    Mr. Bishop's Roast

    I have had a very deep anger and agression that has caused deep anguish since the age of 2 due to this bishop bloke so heres your roast: - your fat - you cant ski - All you do is sit on your laptop and moderate online skiing to suit your ideals - Your a virgin - You made on the road with...
  9. J

    Selfish...

    It was a day like no other, The sun scorching and blistering the bald patch on my head... It was indeed spring time in the southern hemisphere! After seeing the premier of the Bunch movie "Finito" with my grandma the night before, It seemed like a good idea to start stepping up my game to...
  10. J

    Weed and skiing

    I dunno about you guys but I dont think you really understand the true benefits weed has for skiing ability It was only last year when i had my first puff of the sticky icky, and i havent looked back since. I was lappin the park with my dad about to hit the big line when Eric Iberg comes over...
  11. J

    Getting the right jacket

    so i was at mammoth the other day lappin the park with mom and phil casabonita comes out of nowhere, hits the 130 footer and steezes all over me. it was very embarassing and i had to immediatly race down to the public restroom dripping with steeze. it was very embarassing. when i arrived at the...
  12. J

    Why i have stopped watching ski edits

    its the same old deal, Im tired of constantly being baffled by the sports progression. everyone needs to slow down otherwise we will run out of tricks to do in the future and to me that seems selfish and ignorant...
  13. J

    Stept altercation...

    It was a real sunny day at breck. The crisp breeze nestled between my moustache as I continued to effortlessly overshoot and stomp every jump in park lane, switch I see a fellow shredder Cameron Riley and decide to peel of from LSM, Bdog, Edog, Cdog, Edollo, (ToyBoy) Toyben, Max Smith, and...
  14. J

    Speed problems with jumps

    So I was hitting this 125ft jump switch just chillin for a bit when i started noticing that the past few times i had hit the jump I had completely overshot and missed the landing to flat. i put this down to the fact that I had just recently purchased some new armada pipe janitors from torin...
  15. J

    Last day on snow today EVER!

    Hi guys i am from sweden and i was skiing with my good mate kim bobers and lsm and lars tynes and bobby brown and the brower brothers at keystone today for super unknown and i went to go hit a jump but accidently hit my nuts on the lip of the jump. now i didnt know this was actually possible...
  16. J

    Summer skiing idea: When the earth will be too warm to ski

    Well as days grow longer and i find myself wanting to ski again, with a bit of thinking, I have decided i have come up with a pretty good way to practise mogul skiing in the summer It occured to me last night when i was at a roller blade disco with my parents that skiing and rollerblading are...
  17. J

    Getting along with people

    I think its part of the human condition to not get along with everyone whether it be a sibling or a peer but from experiences I think you can learn to get along with someone no matter how different you are. Having only one other sibling and that being my brother I have started to realise that...
  18. J

    Jens nillson?

    Him and toy boy toybin were the original two bunch menaces i hated at brec. i only go to key now because of it
  19. J

    Official big air thread

    snowboarding big air is on tonight, its going to be soooooo good. i reckon everyone is going triple... and by the way did u hear toring hurt himself?
  20. J

    Breck edits

    have any good breck edits been poisted lately?
Back
Top