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just get a note from your parents....

abma came to my mountain for a ride guy shoot (his home mountain, hemlock) and i saw him rockin them, they're pretty sick. nice and fat, thats all i know. go buy them

i told you already. it's a pair of balls. one on each ski. put them together and you have a full sack, i love looking down while i'm riding on the dry slope, and like, oh man, theres balls on my skis, thats so hot, then i sculpt a snow asshole and go to town on it

i have a pair, when they enter my bum, it sort of hurts, the exit is a bit better. i ease it in with some astroglide. works like a charm. on the hole, i like the scratches better for entry AND exit

dude, can i have a moment alone with your little brother please. man, people dont know what privacy is these days, i won't hurt him, it will be fun

i dind' tsay anything about skiing being a poser sport or gay ass or anything like that. i do like putting my cock in bum holes though, so now i inferred something about gay ass, except not towards skiing

i'm gay

it means if you tape a bomb to it, and it breaks, you get a new one, as soon as you pull that chunk of ski outof your eye. i highly recomment putting a live grenade in your asshole, oh the sensations

i can't express how much i love little boys

shaun white did it you bitches. you're all too late. he did it on an up, across, long down, flat, another long down. sickest shit you'll ever witness, i had my way with him yesterday

mine are the bomb diggity. i'm rockin the frickin rossi scratch 225s. i heated them up and put the nose and tail down so they aren't up anymore. so dope

my twin tips are shaped like penises, so it's more realistic when i shove them up my asshole. it gives me a better visual to work with

yes it can, i've done it. wax shmax, who gives a shit

when i shove my ski pole in my anus, it feels nice

spraypaint doesn't wreck p tex you retard

stop being such a homosexual and do it. get the cock out of your mouth and start using your brain

so last year, your mother is so last year, but you don't see me complaining

its a pair of testicles, one on each ski. put them together for a tasty treat! scrotalicious

i got the 209's, they're so rad for sliding tiny rails. they suck in powder though. they also feel good going into my bum hole. they dont' hurt as much as the 188's