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Weezer - Island in the Sun And you're not allowed to attend unless you're fully dressed in an animal mascot suit! Bastards.

Reading this topic from the start, i've decided that Mike Hunt is the most intelligent person in here. A shock maybe, but true seemingly. He's the only one (or maybe the most prominent of the few) actually asking questions, rather than spouting out the answers of others. Someone searching for...

shoes suck. WEAR UGBOOTS!

aussies are cool... except for phillip ruddock, and john howard.. actually all politicians come to think of it. anyway, We Have Snow! woohoo! Oh, and NZ girls have sexy accents :) --------------------- 'sometimes life reminds me of a crap sci-fi film'

behave Sarah. :)

no-one. but as sarah said.. almost. maybe next year aye!

due to the fact that my pet monkey is currently holidaying in the carribean (the bastard!) - i took the goggles to the lost and found.. which may make me a ''sucker'' but hey, if i lost my goggles, i'd sure appreciate it if the person who found them did the same.. - you can't escape your karma...

oh shit! Communists are taking over the world!! People who do and think differently to me - how can this be allowed!! They are destroying this nice little bubble i'm living in. We better go bomb the hell out of them! - GET YOUR GUNS OUT FOLKS! BAH! yeah.. IMAGINE if people just ''wanted to...

Now lets all get drunk and make merry like the elves. -------------------- Jingle hamsters, Jingle hamsters, Jingle all the way - oh what fun it is to attach electrodes to road signs in a one-firelighter flapping bedspring.

you guys are crazy... purple rocked!!!

a few days ago my mate was towing my car down to the garage (because some morons stole random parts of my engine!!).. and this lady tried to pull in between us! my horn didn't work, so i'm yelling out the window, pointing at the rope.. - she just couldn't grab the concept that there was a rope...

hahaha... hey dude.. ''Screw learning how to treat them'' - maybe there's ya problem bud! ------------------------ 'I was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy'

Kruder & Dorfmeister --------------------- God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him

Bomb the Bass - Bug Powder Dust (La Funk Mob Remix) - Yah! Download it now!!

that sucks eh.. here's a joke to cheer you up! ********* A penguin was driving though the desert when his car started to break down. He found a garage and a guy to fix his car. Now it was a really really hot day and next door was an ice-cream shop, so he goes in and buys an ice-cream. Because...

it's definately all about soft kisses on the neck and top of chest... With the whole ear thing, it sounds strange, but it definately feels good! Also, kissing with a block of ice in your (or their) mouth can be interesting! --------------------- '..we are the imagination of ourselves' - Bill...

yeah, it totally is dude.. you can get hammocks for $5 too.. haha

go to thailand to get 'em... AU$5.00 so that's US$2.50 BARGAIN!!!

i'm not religious.. but i am into spirituality, so i beleive there is 'something' after death. I have no idea what, but something. 'You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.'

don't drink kerosene.... i speak from experience.. a very very horrible experience. -------------------- Me - 'Hey you cleaned the shower' Simon(housemate) - 'Yeah i figured it was my turn, seeing as you did it last year'