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Mine died. need another one. anybody wanna help me outt?

So real life experience guys. Okay. so unless you live under a rock, you all know about the attempted terrorist act in times square last Saturday. So i was in New York that day. One block away from the parking lot where the bomb-car was. All there badass NYPD guys were throwin ppl the fuck outta...

so after the enormous 8.8 earth quake recently, earth has shifted on its axis and has made every day 1.26 milliseconds shorter. in like a billion years, there's going to be an entire week that just evaporates!!!! they're calling it lost time.....where the fuck did it go??

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him The man says thank you and leaves Why did the man thank the bartender?

alrighty car savvy guys, i was at an outdoor jam like the day after Halloween. we used my car to blast beats for the afternoon. little did i know, the radio was draining my battery. so we had to jump my car. after that, the radio won't even turn on!!!!! its an old ass Volvo station wagon, from...