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Why does it hurt when I pee - I got it from the toilet seat (Frank Zappa) Uhh doc I got a problem -Ya whats that son Uhh what does it mean when you go piss and fire shoot out your dick? -Let me get this straight you get a burning sensation when you urinate? No doc, I mean flames shoot out...

Whistlermann You live in whis? I'll come up with my homie shmuck one night and we'll do it, he has seen it, and so has Harvey and Eric and Jeffy and some others, Wiener anyway, ya no prob,

Destro oh and just as a note, dj cool is taken

You only move twice - best episode ever it was the scorpio one, where Homer gets a new job and moves to work for a Dr.no like supervillan, and kills james bond, ect. fucking classic Infact I didnt even give you my coat@!

Wow, your even better than your brother (after sex) that sounds nice, but seeing as she was with him only hours before I found it disturbing, ... getting your bro's sloppy seconds aint too cool

I dont even need to say anymore, I'm winning simply due to your moronic narrow minded views have a nice day

Glad to see my satirical profile had such an effect on you, cause yes I do honestly belive I am black, and i do it stricktly to apleal to the black men and women (I know you have trouble with sarcasim so I guess I'll let you know I am being sarcastic) so agiain, I please ask, you take your no...

I've rode shit you cant even dream about, and no I aint talking about your girlfriend (even tho she was fantastic)...I'm here because shit hit the fan and I was requested by high members to handle buisness, so hows about you take your thirteen year old ass the fuck out of this thread, cause I...

I'm erich's personal body gaurd when he goes to Whis (and i show him how to thug up on the hoes...no doubt) so I guess that makes me the royal gaurd of erich's penis fan club.

Internet thugs are over rated, You dont wanna start shit with me, so please take two steps back...your on my dick

Let me guess, your thirteen and still have yet to touch a breast, MAN THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET PORN EVERYWHERE... *walks out of thread to get laid..... oh and Jeffy and Shmuck, ....Bizz took the lead yesterday ;)

I cock blocked myself once... On Halloween this year I got fucking wasted (like 30 beer wasted)....picked up this Hotty named Shannon from North Van...went to the can to take a piss, came out and my homies were like whoa your fucking wasted, come on lets go home...so I went to shannon and tryed...

All fast food is evil shit and my ass for some reason never agree's to work with me when I have some... it saves all the real loving for the booze, fucking scared to fart mornings

If asked it is alright to reply with the proper answer of being drunk or high... however if you just go on the net to tell people your drunk or high I personaly reserve the right to beat you with a wet midget in a hampster suit.. there is no need for me to hear about your homosexual habbits...

Great now that we all know eachother who wants to see my balls, ????? for the low price of 79.93 you can touch too *thats US funds too...lets not get silly*

I'm more fond of masterbation but sking has its moments ...haha j/k

Sup Jeffy, Ya ....I have finaly came to NS....mostly so Eric isnt the only fucking nut job on the board anymore *gangsta walks up to random bitches* Shmuck : Hey Ladys Bizz : Hi girls Girls : *giggle* hi Jeffy : SUP BITCHES!!!! and then it began

I am sure this is all in fun, However keep in mind this can be taken the wrong way and considered at the level of a white guy claiming white power, not hating - just pointing out a fact

Trouble has Just hit NS, I have been recruited by Shmucky to be your offical Gorrilla, Oh and LowCash .... can't wait to meet you homie, shmucky thinks we would get along well Bizz