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Anyone else notice the irony in this statement? No, because you're all fucking retarded. Emo scum.

Ugh, I fucking hate this bullshit. I don't give a fuck what the law says, if a bitch gets fucking wasted and then consents to having sex, it should NOT be considered rape. Seriously, what the fuck, consider this: Bitch goes to a party, wants the cock bad, gets fucking tanked (or *acts* like...

Fuck you, you ignorant asshole.

You call someone a noob when you pwn them. So then you can say "I pwn noobs" or "I pwn n00bs", etc. That's the general rule ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

I listen to Coldplay all the time, for anything. They pwn n00bs. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

GILF porn is good, you can't deny. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

AC/DC is the definition of rock, you fuckers. You think otherwise? You're wrong. AC/DC is releasing a double album because the Youngs have been writing songs for like 2 years for this album. They have something like 46 already. And what the fuck, You hate it when old rock bands come out with...

GENIUS! ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

that was odd. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Fuck man, I dunno, it's just really weird. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

I know what it feels like to have a heterosexual life mate, it's dope. I don't rag on you for being chill with this guy. If you're gay, you're gay, and you're not, so what the fuck. Who cares about that shit anyway. On the other hand, you could have taken steps to make that origial post sound...

My girlfriend wants pornography for her birthday, should I oblige? ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Never played it, I'm into different geek past times, like porn. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

I know too many people who were killed by drunk driving, so no thanks. I'll stay sober, or walk home. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

I'm the real harry potter. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

The problem is that you're running a shitbox. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Almost all the "facts" in that book are taken from a book called "The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail" which in turn was based of a set of documents known as the "Priory Documents." These documents made it seem that a man named Pierre Plantard was the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. It has...

I like my lady too. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

Tru bro. PS. That story sounds a lot like my life, I can sympathize. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.

That made me salivate in intense anticipation. ________________ My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.