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now any pro skier will tell you that the secret to getting sponsored is having a good pair of knee pads. though you may rip, you're going to have to suck some serious dick on your way to the top. another secret is to always carry a tube of ky jelly around so that when you get fucked over, it...

Hysume on Blackcomb, Christmas chute is pretty sweet too. Kybers on Whistler.

but you have to admit that you'd much rather pay them to be porn stars over skiers. so why bother with the skiing? i rest my case.

nah dude, you're screwed. you should go sell yourself on the corner for money so you can buy new skis.

so who else tries tricks they can't do when cute chicks are watching? we call it progression

jonny moseley is getting his own show on OLN and kristi leskinen is co hosting with tanner hall. rumour mill has it that there's a big bet between hall and moseley on who doinks her first.

make the rail higher or go faster. you need more drop time dummy.

i heard kristi leskinen was so impressed with his skiing that she gave him a hand job. she wouldn't go the full monty because she didn't want to seem slutty though.

notice to appear schools everything. including afterbang (though it runs a tight second and beats notice in certain areas). in the haze is good too

aluminum is the best material for rails. it slides super nice and makes a way cool sliding sound. you only catch edges on cobalt based aluminum rails. regular aluminum rails slide fine. try it, i garuntee you'll get sick footie.

yah, who cares about girls actually skiing when they're only good for sex. they all suck at skiing. it's pathetic, then you realise they have no balls in the first place.