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    Press Release: The Golden Wheelchair

    Mankind, which in Homer's time was an object of contemplation for the Olympian gods, now is one for itself. Its self-alienation has reached such a degree that it can experience its own destruction as an aesthetic pleasure of the first order. ..............
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    He must kill your name before he kills you. 10000

    So I finally decided on something worthy of truly killing my name... and its cryptic quotes. What makes me worthy of making them? I got a degree. Got my last grade today so I'm happy. Hopefully I'll have something worthwhile to do with myself now that invovles no newschoolers... but who am I...
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    Legends of The Dave pt 2: B-Boys Will Be Boys

    Well, i found something to do with my last few posts and that something is immortalizing The Dave. So I, and the yamatom give you part 2 of Legends of The Dave. Read it, love it, live it. The Dave, cool like Coolio, looked around at the individuals around him. Without a word he gave them all a...
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    The Big 15K

    i'm pretty special too guys * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    God says: watch SAFETY MEETING TRAILER now

    K little kiddies, this username dies at 10,000 posts so I must choose my final posts wisely. Sometimes, thoguh, something comes along that can not be missed, can not be overlooked. Certain events require a man to sit proudly in his office chair and type with the power of a choir of the army of...
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    Today.

    more importantly, anyone... did they open spankys? * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Tupac lives

    v look v * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Pray for the pope?

    you guys are all stupid, theyre going to be looking for guys in army suits * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Today.

    h8 h8 h8, i wanted today so bad. fuck school, i want to collect cans for a living and ... fuck i want to go skiing... and jump off things. * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Red Bull Rail Jam at the Longhorn April 3rd

    all i have to say is i noticed some fairly slide-like paint chipping off a pretty snazzy rail by ubc war gym today.... * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    It's my birthday, wanna come party?

    i sure dont. $6 pitchers vs. whistler = no contest * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    wicked soundtrack

    LIVE. k reply now. * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Great men, good biographies

    i read a biography of ghandi... worst thing ive ever been subjected to reading. * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    FACEBOOK?

    u of british columbia * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    FACEBOOK?

    josh a @ ubc * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Ok, which one of you dumbasses was it?

    Everyone go to amazon.com and order Feminism is For Everybody. It'll tell you... all feminists really need is a good fuck. This girl I know was reading it. It was pretty funny... except it wasn't upposed to be.. .it was supposed to be furthering the feminist cause or some bullshit. All i...
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    Jon's nerw name

    i say jon should be given like a crazy indian naming ceremony. we can all dance around and bang drums and stuff until he emerges with the new title of "Switch Seven, True Nose" * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    PUBLIC ENEMIES ANSWER THIS QUESTION NOW PLZ

    useless. pistols ... or viscious's are park skis. * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    Snowing. heee heeee

    yesterday was like the best day of all time * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    The Newschoolers Awards

    new category: best trailer for worst movie: never trust a man with a moustache You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage its not rape....its...
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