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town houses are the way to go, i live in itown and theyre def the best option

oh my LANTA what is that! wow that looks so fun i bet it induces pure ecstasy.

im stunned. i have only one word for you: brilliant.

chuck norris died

um id say dudes that dont dig dudes and dudes that dont like shit on their dicks. im gonna have to pass on the shit covered shaft, its all yours man

word, Hugo Boss Selection is what i got. issss niiicce

i just peed alittle. yes.

SO GOOD

fleshlight.

its true, but you cant have it all..its a matter of compromise: soft and fuzzy but sweaty and kinda gross or clean and not smelling like butthole but no fuzzy goodness

haha woord thats what i said..looked like somthing that came out of a goblins ass

word, i say photoshopped still pretty gnarly though

dude, morning after pill is golden, theres honestly nothing you really need to worry about.  Its basically just like the pill but hopped up like 6 doses in one pill or something.  If youre still worried get a preg test.  If the worst happens you can still get a legal abortion within the first...

gahahahagahahaha

madddd props to her, that was ill..killed it.

haha $75 worth of condoms, thats a worthy cause

Artful Dodger is fuckin dope

jam to tunes and read.. worst shit ever is when you sit there for too long and you get a crusty asshole cause you dont wipe and youre too busy being occupied.. sucks.

.... .... dude wtf.