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us ninjas listen to "the wrens" and our favorite song to fight along with is "this boy is exhausted" even though ninja's are disciplined this song just makes me horny, and i love it so so so much. If i play it in my car (even ninjas have cars, but i run it on olive oil) with a girl this ninja is...

i just need to clarify something amongst you all. I have received a lot of messages saying im crazy, or nuts and stuff. Ninja's like myself are very disciplined and are not crazy, i will only kick off your head (or punch out your heart) if you deserve it.

today was crazy, i get a message on my cell, saying that this ninja "black raven", wants to kill me so im like "fuck", but then i rembered that i mastered my mind moves, but when i went to fight him knew BETTER ones. So i almost got killed today... top that

i have decided that if anyone needs lesson in becoming a possible ninja pupil then to pm me. It would only be online ninja lessons. I can only teach you to the extent of learning how to kick someone head off, not things like the 900 backside kick.

i am a ninja and i am new to skiing. I was wondering how long you think it would take a ninja to learn how to ski. I think it should be very easy,because i am very co-ordinated and can do 4 flips off the ground. I think once i learn the technique of skiing i will be master. I must learn my new...

i think this has the potential to surpass the hot girl thread easily, teachers are important so post your pics:

Does anyone here meditate?

listen to this, yesterday my sensei taught me how to totally jump kick someone head off, its totally sweet. Pretend the target (person who his going to have their head kicked off) is at the other end of a gym that is marked by lines, which is awesome, all the lines are tne yards and each of us...