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    When Grading Attractiveness on a scale from 1-10

    Is it more of a 5-10 scale or a 1-10 scale? Assuming this anyone getting a 6 should be pleased because they're more attractive than 60% of people. Assuming that 75% is a passing grade, however, the 5-10 scale is more appropriate.
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    So, i jokingly made a deal with my gf

    So in the middle of a conversation about things we want to do before we die, she throws out brazilian wax. I'm just kidding around, and say that if she gets one, I'll get one. The very next day, she goes out and gets one. I think I'm in trouble.
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    Guess i might break up with my gf

    I only get to see her like 1-2 days a week, sorry but if i'm commited to you i'm going to need to spend more than that % of the time with you. I really do like her and wished it could work out, stomach is in knots but i'm not going to torture myself.
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    So, my gf and i are through

    I mentioned today on the phone that i wasn't sure how well the long distance relationship was working for me. I suggested that perhaps a open relationship might be easier on the both of us until i got back up in the fall. She then proceded to tell me she wasn't feeling a relationship at all...
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    I love it

    My gf was a virgin a week ago and now she wants it like 4 times a day.
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    Jealousy

    I hate it when i feel it, but my gf is just a damn friendly drunk. It's not that i think she would do anything, but she will hug random people and shit, and sometimes guys will try to grab her ass etc. She never lets anything happen but still. I think i just need to get over it but it's driving...
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    Join the nocult cult

    join now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do...
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    This could just be the pain killers talking

    but i love you guys. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you...
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    Not sure how i walked home last night...

    but i guess i drank 36 beers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would...
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    I wish i was my uncle when i was younger...

    I just gave my nephew my xbox and 9 games, he's 12 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill...
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    Why isn't the military patroling the streets of N.O.? The answer lies within.

    Posse Comitatus What it is.? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus How does this relate to the Military? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act In short, it is generally against the law for the US Military forces(and the National Guard under Federal authority)to be involved...
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    Peak of racism

    http://www.monolithhq.com/pics/lootfind.png ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it...
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    OMFG

    I love random rich relatives. My Uncle dan sent me 200 bucks in the mail. For college, ahahah, gonna be spent on weed before i even get back to college in a week lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just...
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    Computer games

    What are your favorites? old favorites: Starcraft, warcraft(I and II), age of empires II, diablo, diablo II Still play: Asheron's call, Warcraft III, Rome:Total War ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just...
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    Girls...

    Guys love it when you actually take some iniative in the sack. That's all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume...
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    Going off the milf thread...

    What's the oldest you've slept with? 24 here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it...
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    Damn i'm having huge muscle spams in my back

    make it stop omfg omfg omfg omfg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill...
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    Phone calls on the crapper

    I usually make all my phone calls on the shitter, solves multiple problems at once, i mean you have 5 mins to kill, why not make use of the time? Pissing is different though, they can hear that through the phone. Was pretty funny, the other day my friend heard the turd splash and was like,"what...
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    What's the % of time you drive sober?

    I would say probably 5% here, 1/20. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked...
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    Best lubricant?

    well, my gf is on her period so... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then? Sokiem99: yes please Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume? Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too...
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