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I'm going to a party tomorrow night where the theme is hello my name is. Basically everyone gets a hello my name is tag and writes in rediculous names. There will be a million al coholic, heywood jeblome, and seymor butts. What are some other good gag names?

So my best friends g/f offered to buy me a stripper for my 21st b-day (18 days away) We're having trouble finding strippers in burlington, vt. Checked craigslist and google. Anyone know a good way to find them or have an experience with strippers in Burlington.

So I have an intermediate accounting exam tomorrow, and there is a good chance I will not know how to do a problem. So I need some help coming with a witty picture to draw when such a problem comes along. Got any ideas?

So heres the deal. Everyone involved is 20 or so just for some background. There's this kid who i've had beef with for quite some time. Things kind of got escalated this summer and I have no doubt that when one of his friends moves back to B-town there is gunna be some shit. The kid i have...

My friend pointed this out to me. I'm not really sure if notice anything but what do you think? Watch the video between 17:07 left and 16:35 left. Notice how Leno quickly shifts to commercial after Obama gives a slight hand gesture. Its possible that the commercial break was scheduled for...

My calc professor offered 20 points extra credit on the final to anyone that could differentiate a chain rule problem, using the derivative. (His example was xe^x). I consider myself pretty good at math, but after an hour of trying I just can't get it. So could anyone show the steps to...

So i was walkin downtown in burlington, VT, to meet up wit my friends. I was on the corner of Main and Prospect and I passed this kid, while I was txting this girl. He starts yelling that I looked at him the wrong way. I kept walking. About 100 yards down the street I hear "Turn around...

It's really annoyiing...

I'm in college and through the shared network you can listen to other people's itunes. I've heard there is a program that allows you to sync that music into your itunes. Does anyone know what that program is.

Its 830 I haven't slept and im still drunk... and i just talked to 2 cops. Last night around 10 i was with some friends and there weren't any parties... so i said people could come to my house. There ended up being over 60 people and I live right on a main road with neighbors on both sides...

Last night I was beligerant and decided i should break a bottle over my head... it broke and put cuts to the bone on my thumb and index finger... ya im an idiot. Moral of the story.. dont break bottles on your head.

Today me and my friend were goin to his house and we watched 2 cops set up a speed trap, in a place where everyone speeds. It was like 1/4 mile down from his house. WE were bored and it was nice day so we decided to set up lawn chairs at the end of his driveway and hold up signs saying "Po-Po...

I was on a school trip wit a bunch of friends. Me and my friend were in some of the girls room, one girl was in the shower. Hew went up to the door and knocked and asked her if she was covered up. She said yes, so he proceded to go into the bathroom and drop a duece. The hole time she was...

Does anyone no where i can find answers to the old DBQs especially 1982?

Friday night I got a drinking ticket. I only got the a civil violation (its a $150 fine and no deversion) versus the state criminal ticket. My question is... will this effect my license or insurance in any way?

I'm doing a project on Warren Miller and I need clips from his movies. How do i get them?

Self-explanatory???

What r some cool things u can do that r drinking related. I can open a beer bottle with my teeth and a lighter and I can use my thumb and put a hole in an unopened beer can (for shotgunning)

Its a parody of escape (the pina colada song) and its like "if u like green marijuana" "sippin bubbly champagne" if anyone can help it would b greately appreciated.