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  1. JapQuail

    Hookup Songs

    So, this girl I like is really into music, she's an awesome guitarist, and being one myself, I wanna learn something cool to play her that makes it really obvious, 'Hey, I wanna be your boyfriend' So, I figured 'I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend' by the Ramones. Or 'Girlfriend' by Matthew Sweet. Any...
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    Once again, JapQuail's family screws him over

    So, get this: I recently found out that I would have a girlfriend right now, if my mother wasn't getting married. I met this girl awhile back, and I guess she liked me, and was going to ask me out. Then we found out that my mom's fiancee is her uncle! That friggin' sucks! I mean, I know we're...
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    George W. Moon Unit

    So, I understand the mars plan, but why the hell are we going back to the moon? What exactly does he hope to accomplish by that, besides wasting money? Maybe he's thinking that's where we'll find Osama. Does anyone else get the feeling that six months from now, we'll be seeing this news flash...
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    Creepy Stalker Chick

    Has anyone ever been stalked by someone they barely remember from their past? I met this chick, Jenny, at the library in like, seventh grade, and apparantly she really liked me. I ran into her this summer, six years later, and I don't remember her for shit! She tells me she just served a year in...
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    Whiny Rich People

    Is anyone else sick of all the 'Fantastic Life Of...' and 'It's Good To Be...' shows on like, VH1 and E! The ones that show rich people with minimal talent, like Britney or Brad Pitt, rediculously spending their money. Like we actually give a damn about Paris Hilton's $7000 Pradas she'll never...
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    AARRRRGGGG!!!!! women....

    Why can't girls just come out and say things? It has just been brought to my attention that there are three that like me, but I don't who they are! I hear it through their friends, who are 'sworn to secrecy' What the crap? If I like a girl, and think I have a shot, they always know, why can't...
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    Top 10 movies of '03

    Okay, so I was counting down what I thought were the ten best films of last year, and I got to about 1-9. Help me fill out ten. Give me suggestions 1. Pirates Of The Carribean 2:LOTR: Return of the King 3:School of Rock 4:Matrix Reloaded 5:Finding Nemo 6:Bowling For Columbine 7:About A...
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    Governor Schwartzy

    Does anyone else think that all the Arnold Schwartzenegger 'Governator' jokes are wearing a little thin? Ever since before the recall, you can't read a paper, or watch the news (At least not here in Cali) without someone, sometimes Schwartzenegger himself, making a cheesy reference from Arnold's...
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    My Science Teacher Sucks.

    So, my friend and I are stuck doing this report on a genetic disease. Stupidly, we chose pituitary dwarfism. We've pretty much sucked the internet dry as far as information goes. We even found a couple of dwarf basketball teams.(Go Canadian Half-Pints!!!)Anyway, we've been at his dad's shop for...
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