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  1. SmokedGouda

    Taylor Swift is Causing Climate Change

    Apart from not eating enough cheese, this lady gets more miles than even pilots do some days. She is constantly on the move and its not a short car ride to the store. One day shes in California and the next shes flying a plane to the grocery story in Kansas City when should could have got that...
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    End This Hate!

    For the love of cheese, its time we take a pause on these threads where one person despises the other person and get this place back on track, so let me tell you this tale about Billy and his never-ending love of cheese. Billy lived in a small cottage just south of mt. hood in Oregon. The year...
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    Were doomed: apple vision pro skiing edition

    Found this video from unofficial networks…i dont know how to think about this other than the fact that we may very well be doomed. 10 years from now and instead of distracted driving from texting, itll be these headsets. It might also be skiers hitting other skiers because of these. Watch out...
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    Time for some enlightenment

    In a history class going more in depth on the Vietnam War at the moment and I'm curious to hear what your ideal world is. What is your utopia? What is your utilitarian view of the world? Does it include cheese? Does it include tons of money? tell me more.
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    Mcdonolds goes hard

    I fucking love their basic triple cheeseburgers and mcmuffins. Sooo juicy and have you even seen the app before. Free fries with the purchase of 2 dollars. Like that's 4.39 in savings. gaww damn only thing that needs an upgrade is the cheese. I will always hold firm to myself that I should only...
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    The US is a country of problems

    Whether youre in California or California or Florida, the United States just seems to be brewing even more and more problems these days, so being the intelligent people that we are, I thought we could discuss upon them and how to solve them and yes, they problems could be as outlandish as they...
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    Vail Resorts Struggling?

    I know how much we all like to shit on vail as a company, but continue to ride their mountains(some of us) but is it more or is the company really starting to thin out their resources? My brother is a bootfitter at one of their retail stores and hasnt been scheduled for a few weeks and from an...
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    2024 US Election

    Since Newschoolers has been nothing short of cooperation and willing to have constructive conversations on every topic, especially cheese, Im curious how you think things are going to go down this year. Will Biden expand elder care in the White House? Will Trump decapitate Nikki Haley with the...
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    Cheese Appreciation Thread

    What can I say, I just really like some good old fashion cheese. They say it might clog the arteries but I dont care. Please dont stare. Now ski with ease. Im going to eat all this cheese. Instead of writing an essay and being a creep, just take it all in with the above images. ?
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    Worlds biggest question

    Yo I was thinkin, they look dope, climb trees, and just do cool things, but could you actually have a porcupine as a pet?
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    So I Was Thinking, age thinking

    For a long time now, people have been mentioning that age is just a mindset, but in the realm of skiing, who do you really think comes to mind when talking about such. Its pretty known that as we become much older, we tend to slow down, but who do you think embodies the antithesis of this. For...
  12. SmokedGouda

    Look at thiss

    Oof vail **This thread was edited on Apr 13th 2023 at 10:50:46pm
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    Rocker damage

    Well these look fucked. Right ski normal.
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    Chairlift Appreciation Thread/Nerd Talk revisited

    We all have used them at some point. From point a to point b, its the best way up the mountain unless your a junkie for backcountry. They allow us to see new views, scope out possible lines, and meet new people but also if someones got a speaker blaring, we gotta end up listening to their crap...
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    ChatGPT Sharing Thread

    Felt inspired by @33luke33 post on Chads Gap and thought we could have a little fun with this. Ill go first. Write a story on rich park skiers brawling it out with dialogue Note: This story contains language that some readers may find offensive. In the upscale ski town of Aspen, Colorado...
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    Looking for some new skis

    Love my reckoner 122s. Love my mindbenders. Any suggestions for a stiffer twin tip in the 110 range?(108-112). Probably looking for a length around 184 plus a couple cm since that seems to be one of the more standard sizes. Any suggestions are helpful.
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    Stink is in!

    If your gear ain't stinkin, you ain't skiin!
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    Spring Forward

    Not looking forward to this. Spring Forward is fast approaching. The time which I lose an hour of prime spring skiing. It can’t be.
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    Evo hotel

    Evo building a hotel. Look at this shit.
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    Probably the Most Cringe Thing in Skiing I’ve Seen in Awhile

    Some of you have probably already discovered this, but it’s even worse that r/skiing….snap maps. Hover over any ski area. Look and the activity highlights and prepare yourselves.
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