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Homie was tryin 2 snowboard n he fuckn sucked

A rush of snow laid out in white. Shows truth of god, his strength, his might. Its been 12 years since my feet laid in snow, and I’m beginning to think of giving newschoolers a go. I’ll post my dreams, my passions and a few funny memes. But what I do not know yet, is that eheath plots and...

It’s about time we put the lord back into the slopes, with less talks about global warming and gender identity. Ask yourself, what would Jesus do? He would go on to love thy brother on the mountain and put all your silly behavior to rest. I swear if one more of you fairy wand waving pixie boys...

It felt like I was in a long deep sleep until the slightest gust of a warm wind tickled the bottom my chin up toward my cheekbone I sat up to find myself in an endless empty field of long swaying grass. Why did I feel such a sense of déjà vu? Had I been here before? It almost felt like I was...

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Last season I was obsessed with skiing, I think it was because I’m new and was learning so much stuff. Now idk… I can slide different kinds of rails and do stuff like 270s off, 180s and 360s on jumps. I would obviously like to learn more tricks but they seem harder to achieve now. And honestly...

I just got sponsored by Vishnu, I guess emmet saw me skiing from the chairlift and told Dylan manly sitting next to him on that I was even better than cal Carson. I know this all because my second friend sitting next to him tells me this kind of stuff all the time. Anyhow I was walking down the...

She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful. After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be...

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Did you see him in that last slvsh video? Yeah you know Alex was looking like a total hunk with that perfectly trimmed beard. What’s that? Ur girlfriend just left you? She’s probably with Alex. Oh wait your mom just walked out on ur dad? Guess what? she’s probably checking out your soon to be...

Is there a reason why a mountain wouldn’t have a rope tow? It seems like it would cut down on lines for legitimate runs / doesn’t seem expensive to run. Or am I mistaken

Sorry for posting your pic so much, it won’t happen again. I’m above that type of bully behavior and ain’t stoopin to that level anymore. now can you all please go write something nice on my profile? I think it glitched or something cuz it keeps uploading weird stuff on its own. **This thread...

For floodin yo phones wif all this drip

When picking a last width do bootfitters generally pick a last correlating to your weighted foot measurement or unweighted?

Anyone tried both? Do you have a preference? I like the idea of the two separate straps the patriots have to offer. Would they work with a traditional boot or only on 3 piece designs?

6’2 170lbs I have ft dropkicks with a 10 tongue and booster strap currently, flex feels good. Tried on Salomon pro 120s and the flex/fit felt heavenly. Is shinbang on stiff boots / full tilts preventing it a myth? why wouldn’t you want a stiffer more responsive boot in the park? Also...

I don’t mean to get really popular on here or anything, but I guess I’ll take it. It’s not like I messaged Vishnu from 4 of my different Instagram accounts last season saying that the tall guys want longer skis, so that it seemed like there was a bigger demand or anything. I definitely didn’t...

There once was a boy named little Johnny, little Johnny wished and wished every season for Santa to bring him a brand new pair of saga bibs. One special season when little Johnny turned just 11 years old he woke up as early early early as he could on Christmas Day. He ran down the stairs as...

I crawl. I crawl for so long. My days are spent with endless crawling. Oh look, a leaf. I must munch. After I munch I grow, bigger and bigger. Thicker and thicker. Eventually after a long sleep I wake up to find my legs sprouting one by one into thick tree trunks of a man. My mom tells me she is...