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it's phucking hot... like sweet-sack of balls hot... and will be for your whole visit... bring sun screen for me, i'm almost out, ... and a bag of apples

i've been sculpting my guns and doing cock push-ups to get ready. get some tuck tape for your ass hanlen

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we just got more snow, so it looks like i'll take another LONG weekend of freshies for the team. my arm is still purple from a big fall last sunday, so i may have to tape my pole to my hand... but tape is cheap, and so is p-tex... skiing is what i'm here to do, and just sliding on snow reminds...

i won it at crankworkx a few weeks ago. i rode a kids bike, complete with training wheels, over a little ladder bridge apparatis. but i don't need it. 2005 boxxer ride.... adjustable travel... brand new in the box, msrp 1100$ make an offer, i won't refuse. davisenglish@hotmail.com

need a fork? you need my fork i won it at crankworkx a few weeks ago. i rode a kids bike, complete with training wheels, over a little ladder bridge apparatis. 2005 boxxer ride.... adjustable travel... brand new in the box, msrp 1100$ make an offer, i won't refuse.

jj and rosco have made thier arival... and 3 years of alcoholics annon have gone out the window for me.

it's raining. mountain is closed for extreme avie hazard. forcasters say most exposed slopes will slide to the rocks and grass. it's a replay of '77, so far... except we're not going to get the 9 meters of snow in feb/march. so i have turned my attention to building / locating an ark to save us...

i'm looking for new/used touring bindings, ie: diamir freeride. if anyone could help me out, mail me @ davisenglish@hotmail.com thanks

i'm looking for a big dh bike, in great / new condition, at discounted price for next season. let me know if any of you know of anything.

premiere at garfs last night. great movie, i think... by the time garath's segment came on, sight was limited, and doubling by the minute. followed by a much roudy BC/DC moshpitting lead to two chipped teeth, a hole in my cheek, and something funky going on in my back. i woke up with a forigen...

skiing and drinking. need i say more? i look back to my days of skiing at wentworth under a heavy vale of alcohol, (thanks to people who know who they are) and post the query; whats the greatest alcohol induced, ski related story you have. i would start it off with a story of my own, but i'll...

haven't checked in for long-time. i'm still holding down the east coast in whistler. on the DH and doing some rock climbing... about to show these guys how it's done east style this winter... and if anyone would like to come help weeks at a time, theres lots of room in chateau alpha lake. (for...

whistler is killing it... lots of snow, best of my life... kick ass... ramass is keeping us all entertained. keep it real ps, cash donations can be made to the 'davis has drank all his money away' fund.

i'm moving out with a few buddies tomorrow night (halloween).. whats the place to be to work on my drunken stumble?... i'm a whistler newbie, so some local help would be kick ass. thanks

it's been cool kicking it fellas, but i'm out. tomorrow is halloween for most, but whistler-day for me. I don't think whistler has the internet yet, so i won't be posting anymore. wish me luck, and send any cash donations to the Davis-is-poor-as-hell foundation, make cheques payable to Dr. Funk...

THIS JUST IN: Sir Davis the 3rd has dubbed the entire rosebowl at wentworth for terrain park usage, and terrain park usage ONLY. The Headwall will host one large booter and waste deep powder landing--AT ALL TIMES. The chute will become the start of the rider-X track. Half Pipie will be in...

I think i have forgotten a lot of very funny things over the years, may or may not be in part due to alcohol use / abuse. I would like to hear about your best / funniest atlantic canadian ski related story. Extra points awarded to stories which, in some way, incorporate john and his gerbil farm.