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It's a well known fact that the only thing skiers hate more than not having their parents buy their seasons pass are those fucking snowboarders. Snowboarders are the worst. They don't even wear tall tees. 2014 is coming to a close, and now its time to step back, reflect and perhaps even...

Hello newschoolers, I’d say its been 3 or 4 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful...

My team desperately needs players for the competetive 6s season coming up. The registration deadline is the 15th of january, so time is of the essence. We have some newish players, so we will most likely be in the lowest division. We are looking for at least 2 more players (hopefully playing...

Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it...

So, my girlfriend broke up with me today. I've been posting your mom jokes on NS all night and it doesn't seem to make me feel any better. What do you guys do to make yourself feel better after a big break up?What can I do to help me get over this quicker? General feels thread I guess. Inb4 op...

Be American Go to cinema Get shot Go to school Get shot Go to alley Get shot Be firefighter Get shot Sure do love 'merica

STOP RIGHT THERE! I have a theory. Bread has yeast which rises. Wine is alcohol. Jesus' blood was wine and his body was bread. So therefore my hypothesis is that jesus was beer-bread. It's plausible, and perhaps the caves heat caused his body to 'rise' again. Jesus was actually bread! The...

...but 5 dollars is 5 dollars.

I'm sick, and stick inside the house where there's nothing to do. If anyone wants to play something on steam, send me a PM, and add me on steam : Detective Bonghits. inb4 quality thread.

A guy I know who goes to my school got arrested today. The police came in the middle of class and hand cuffed him. Apparently, the guy has been going around robbing liquor stores and shit. They also found a bag full of pistols, booze and cash in his locker. Upper-middle class kids get up to some...

If you type "coughing" into Google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blowjobs to an invisible man.

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So, I was just looking around on the interwebz when I found what I believe to be the WORST Harry Potter fan fiction I believe to be written. I'm not sure why, but I managed to sit through the whole story and still live to tell the tale. This story almost gave me cancer. See how far you can get...

Not sure if repost, but I thought it was pretty cool.

Currently, I am skiing 08/09 Salomon suspects and was wondering how they would compare performance wise such as weight etc. If anyone who has ridden both of these skis could tell me how they compare, that would be great.

Found this today, and thought it was hilarious.

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I search bar'd, but i didn't find any threads that were directly about the quality. Basically, my current jacket is totally fucked up and old, and i've barely worn it all season. I noticed that all the First Drop stuff is 50% off, which is a really good for a mid-season sale. So what I'm asking...