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  1. JakeAssBeatClap

    Since you're American and your options for candidates are shit.

    If you feel disenchanted or lost during this coming presidential election, and you find yourself thinking that your options are shit. Consider looking deeply into who you may be voting for in your state's senate and representative seats. If you are anything like the majority of Americans who...
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    Crowd surfing taken literally

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    If you're into music. This is alright.

    I'm in a band, and we did a live session in our house. It was just for kicks while we wait for our album to be finished at the studio. It's just a mellow session and we thought you guys may be into it. http://youtu.be/XXlgzYMViKA?list=UUPiDXUNNz28yFV0N-krLA-A If you like it follow us on...
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    Things that you thought you knew, that were wrong your whole life.

    I realized today, after 22 years on this pleasant earth, that the phrase "Up and at em" was not "Up and adam." I feel like such a dingus. I never understood how telling someone to wake up was synonymous with people named Adam, but I thought nothing of it. Today I realized it's a completely...
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    Because boobs

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    If you're into: Cool News

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-16/13000-year-old-skeleton-found-in-mexican-cave/5456472 So last year the guy who lead this operation came to my school to talk about this finding. I went for extra credit and there was hardly people there but it was one of the most amazing presentations I...
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    If you're into alright music

    My band played a show this last weekend at a cool little venue in our city. It is live recording so it's not studio quality but it does the trick for the most part. We're a 6 piece band acoustic rhythm guitar, drums, violin, keyboard/synth, bass, and myself on electric guitar and vocals. Maybe...
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    Stan Smith. Tennis legend. Skateboarding prophet.

    Some of you may know Stan Smith, former number 1 american tennis player. Also he is a two time singles Grand Slam champion. He and Bob Lutz had one of the best doubles teams tennis has ever seen. Most people don't know he was one of the most influential skateboarders ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Kyle Mooney aka purp skurp guy may be a new member on SNL!

    http://tv.yahoo.com/news/report-snl-eying-t-pitchman-three-other-upright-170233915.html I think this would be awesome for SNL. They haven't had a solid cast in a while I think this could be a good move on their part
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    I know a Canadian who turned 18 today

    Feliz cumpleanos hamnuts!! Happy 18th! I don't know what Canadians can do on their 18th but it's probably similar to what what murrricans can do. Go buy a pack of smokes vote and smell that sweet Canadian freedom!
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    Short Film Thread

    I read an article on cracked today that had "5 badass new sci-fi movies you can watch on your lunch break" I watched them on a break between class and they're truly awesome. I then started jsut watching a bunch of short films on youtube and vimeo and I wanna see more. So POST SHORT FILMS I'll...
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    Richard Dawkins justifies science in the coolest way ever

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    Hot babes in glasses

    My girlfriend recently got some fine ass new glasses, and it made me think damn, I really do love me a nice ass ho with some spectacles across her face. SO during my 'research' I found this comprehensive gallery of hot ladies with glasses. feel free to post your own hot lady in glasses...
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    The story of the 200 dollar wooden pencil

    Today, on my way to my botany final I realized I didn't have a pencil. This being finals week I need one for my scantron tests. I have about 10 minutes before my final so I go to the campus bookstore right near the entrance at customer service there is a fat pile of scantrons, and a thing of...
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    Pulp Fiction

    Has anyone seen the movie Pulp Fiction? I just saw it recently and thought it was the most badass movie I've ever seen. Not only did I think it was badass I also thought it was just a good movie. Quentin Taratino is the man! What did you guys think about the movie?
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    Lil WaYnE BayBEE

    He's why you get tattoos He's why white kids drink syrup He is why Bugatti's are so nice. Literally the most egotistical human ever. Watch like 3:00 til 11:00 if you are willing to risk a few million brain cells and possible seizures from his stupidity.
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    It's time to do the dishes

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    That made me laugh

    Post things you see in here that make you laugh. Whether it be from the internet or your daily life, a picture or a story, post it up. I saw this today in the comments on listverse. and this was in a book I'm reading about a marine in the pacific during world war two. They had sick slang...
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    Rueben Foster signing day

    This is the goon who got the Auburn tattoo while he was (he still is) in High School. Now he shows up to signing day dressed like Nick Saban hahahah. I feel like if I was on the Alabama football team I would want to kick this kids ass at practice. He will either become a legendary ball player...
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