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    He must kill your name before he kills you. 10000

    So I finally decided on something worthy of truly killing my name... and its cryptic quotes. What makes me worthy of making them? I got a degree. Got my last grade today so I'm happy. Hopefully I'll have something worthwhile to do with myself now that invovles no newschoolers... but who am I...
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    Legends of The Dave pt 2: B-Boys Will Be Boys

    Well, i found something to do with my last few posts and that something is immortalizing The Dave. So I, and the yamatom give you part 2 of Legends of The Dave. Read it, love it, live it. The Dave, cool like Coolio, looked around at the individuals around him. Without a word he gave them all a...
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    God says: watch SAFETY MEETING TRAILER now

    K little kiddies, this username dies at 10,000 posts so I must choose my final posts wisely. Sometimes, thoguh, something comes along that can not be missed, can not be overlooked. Certain events require a man to sit proudly in his office chair and type with the power of a choir of the army of...
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    Jon's nerw name

    i say jon should be given like a crazy indian naming ceremony. we can all dance around and bang drums and stuff until he emerges with the new title of "Switch Seven, True Nose" * * Jesus lives, so does Tupac... and Biggie.
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    the 5 year plan

    who's on it? looks like i sure am. i mean i'm in my 3rd year... yet im still taking 1st and second year courses... oops... 'voluntary' degree change. _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it...
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    who lives near hood river

    im trying to figure some plans to get myself some kind of living situation down there this summer to work and ski and surf and such... so... who wants to hook me up? _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was...
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    short term memory

    k so i was in class lkike a good boy last week... for a day or two... but anyway, the topic of memory and the learning of languages came up. turns out adults have a much harder time learning new languages because they try to memorize, not leanr patterns. also, people with poor hsort term memory...
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    crazy new shit

    so i overheard some tidbits from a certain son of a certain intrawest mucky muck... i dont know who already knows what but... i guess before the olympics whistlers going to be fucking sending it with additions. theyre trying to turn all of their snowmaking capacity into the big guns and not...
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    Anybody got any POP music?

    like from the movie? cause im trying to study so i dont want to spend the time to look through the dvd and write down the soundtrack... so anybody out there wanna help me out so i can get some downloads going? especially the song for... i forget whos segs... but the for the bowl and the riding...
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    i turn 21 soon

    i asked my parents for a rental car, a hooker and a bottle of jack daniels... but i dont think they took me seriously. _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also...
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    BLR sufferers unite

    BLR is a serious disorder that requires a serious response. Students of all ages are found to suffer from the disorder and the effects of it can be quite devastating... from mental um.... um...... hwat was i saying? and bad grades... and... In conclusion i propose the initiation of a support...
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    Cruel theory

    K so, keep in mind i do not condone such behavior or actions, but i came up with a theory today for all you cheapskate guys out there. but first off: OFFICIAL WARNING: this thread contains information not suitable for decent human beings. k, so if youre a cheap guy, and youre out hunting the...
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    Lamo 80s music is illlllllll

    k so thisll probably get sent to media and arts... but no one goes there... but i just felt the need to say ( and it being 4 am may have something to do with this) that lamo 80s music, and lame music in general is the shit. you know... everybody wang chung tonight... and so forth. i just made a...
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    Halo movie

    Link _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had...
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    Buy these Made'ns

    cause yesterday they were at 81 bucks and now theyre out of my range, so fuck the guys bidding on them and take them for yourselves like true rockstars. link _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was...
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    Sometimes ya gotta do watcha gotta do

    So since everything from whistler to hood is as wet and bare as a pre-teen hooker, some of us out here are going to have to make some changes to get the goods. personally, i live about 2 hrs from whistler, but this weekend im going to drive 8 hrs down to bend to hit up bachelor... cause... they...
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    Johnny Carson

    Johnny Carson, 30-Year 'Tonight' Host, Dies at 79 story link _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage its not...
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    armageddon is nigh

    repent sinners for the lord's wrath is soon to be realized on earth. our worship of graven images, false idols and matt harvey has lead us astray and He is not happy. He is warning us and soon we shall all perish, except me and a choice group of followers. I am currently building a compound deep...
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    Oakley Pirate

    So i was thinking Oakley's got the whole skull and crossbones thing goin... they really ought to just run with it... make a puffy shirt... pirate pants... maybe a polarized eyepatch. Fukin team pirate.. I'd wear a pirate hat with my Wisdoms. _____________________ You know the Nazis had pieces...
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    waiting to jib

    k so im sitting here with nolan in the ubc sub and theres this van out front parked by our jib. for sunday night at 1030 there sure is an assload of people wandering around this campus... not that it has anything to do with this being the hub of the campus. but basically its gonna be awesome...
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