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'DO YOU MIND IF I BANG ON YOU WITH MY DENIM COCK, FOR ABOUT AN HOUR??' - dane cook teem bousquet

i have a nissan 200sx that gets like 25-28 mpg. my mom drives a chrysler pacifica that gets like 18, and my dad has a big white chevy van that gets like 15, and my dads '67 corvette gets like 8 teem bousquet

^ i think she was mad at the 89 becuase it wasnt a 90. like....he could have been nice to give her an extra point? i dunno i got like a 94 so what do i care haha teem bousquet

the Illuminati were a group of scientists that believed religion was....wrong. so they were against it. and of course the church ruled all back then, so they tried to bury the illuminati but they survived. galieao (sp?) that famous scientist was a member of it and was the leader at one point. do...

i play poker twice a week with the same kids and we have fun. the funniest thing happened last week. my friend was doen to like 1 dollar in chips, and he was looking at the chip leader and says, 'theres about to be a major migration of chips' and i dont know why but i laughed for like an hour...

oh. then i guess i cant help hah teem bousquet

read 'angels and demons'. then write some shit about the Illuminati teem bousquet

the most scared ive ever been was when i was in the back of my girlfriends car, and a car drove by and it was a state trooper, and he shined his flashlight on the car and saw me getting a blowjob....but after he let us go i was laughing teem bousquet

TUBULAR - positive BALLS - negative example: when i was in english class my teacher (who is like 65 hes about to retire) was reading of our grades and he said some girls grade and she looked at him and said, 'an 89?! thats such BALLS' he had the best look on his face hahaha teem bousquet

when eating french fries, i need to eat two or more at a time, and they have to be equal length. teem bousquet

you just contradicted yourself by saying 'sure a 10 year old shouldnt drink but 13 or 14 is ok'. therefore, you believe that the drinking age should be 13, which means you are actually in favor of a drinking age. teem bousquet

i was in JC penny's the other day and i was looking at some shorts, and for some reason, i put my hand in the pocket to feel what they were like i guess. anyways, there was about an inch of dirt at the bottom of the pocket, it was disgusting teem bousquet

friday lost all my money playing poker saturday went to a battle of the bands and my friends band won. some chick with an aulstralian accent was the host, she was an mtv vj in the 80s...'shorty brown' sunday didnt do a damn thing teem bousquet

'fuzzy math' hahahahah he said that during his campaign, and i dont know why but it just sounds so funny. 'fuzzy math' teem bousquet

this might be a stupid question but how do you get the key out of the skeletons hand, i got the bottle, but no key? teem bousquet

if anyone is gonna go away after da band, its ness. hes better then all the others. dylan is prolly gonna get locked up, choppers 18, and from the south so he'll put out an album that'll suck, fred sucks, babs sucks, and the other chick has a family so shes all set. ness has skill. he went toe...

i suppose if youve already been in public school and your sick of it then its the way to go. i know this kid that came from a lifetime of homeschooling and this year he came to high school he was a freshman and im a senior. and i had to like watch him becuase i was on the soccer team and kids...

'dust in the wind' old school style hahaha honestly though, that would be pretty good. teem bousquet

i used to watch rockos modern life soooooo much. my DAD liked that show. that either says that rockos was the best show ever, or that my dad is immature. i think both. rockos was my favorite show, then they stopped showing it, then i hated nickleodeon teem bousquet

i like the louis vitton idea....mine is similar, kind of. not really haha. i want a light brown caddy CTS-V with burberry seats. that car is sick and so is burberry teem bousquet