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Me: have you ever jizzed in a girl's hair God: I don't think I ever have jizzed in a girl s hair. What's it like? Me: awesome God: I'm glad you liked it . Me: thanks for creating a world where i could nut in a chick's hair God: NO problem.

Me: yo god, what's up dude? God: I am a Christian. Me: self-worship is narcasistic. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: pretty much you cocky fucker

buttsex dog murder is the best

play ping pong, or watch shaft with sam jackson

Do It Now - Mos Def & Busta Rhymes

go away

i forgot the name but its by Girl Talk

you guys suck at photoshop.

ghostface!

PB&Js. if im gonna be skiing for like four or five days straight i just buy a loaf of bread, a small jelly jar and some creamy PB. stockin up.

thats pretty gay. check this out: my dad refuses to give me a ride to the mountain most weekends, because i dont have a 4.0GPA and my little brother does. on top of that he bought my brother a private park lesson, and a new jacket. it just pisses me off that cause i don't kiss everyones ass, and...

MIP

the purple and gold aeryx suit. does anyone know where i could get both pieces in either large or x large?

i have school then work. no can do. is the pipe rebuilt yet?

if you were to hypothetically go back in time and somehow destroying all human life what would happen? i think that the act of doing this would create an alternate timeline because it would be impossible for this action to ever transpire on you present timeline because you would cease to exist...

you are stupid. rastafarians dont use any products that are associated with the body in any way that are not natural. heroin is processed.

holy shit. i had no idea he was dead. i was just reading an article about him in powder.

this thread is too funny

red bull is huge in japan

LOL!!!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!