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I lifted you up in church today, the whole congregation held hands and every thing. I hope it helps.

hah, yeah i know, he was still pissed though, although that may have been because no one told him untill his mom finaly got home and asked "why are you poop?"

my cousin when to Wawa and a bunch of other places with POOP written on his forehead and his eyelids colored in without knowing about it once.

"So we set it again and we return Wednesday afternoon to find a fresh squirrel that is perfectly dry and fluffy and everything, so we bring it inside and put it into the shower." ^ best line in the whole story. other then the part about sean...who am i kiddin the entire story was mad epic.

yay - religious (Christian/Mennonite)

Rise Against - the sufferer and the witness

if thats true its freaking crazy.

^shit, i was on the wrong page. scratch the deaf thing.

deaf would you rather have shrimp for nipples or have teeth made out of crayons?

yeah. not that it matters, but a 64 is failing in my school.

monster for sure. although im really caffeine sensitive and it makes me talk so much then twitch/convulse for around 3 hours after.

thats crazy, i wonder what her knees look like.

hahaha we just read this in school, wish i had turned in a paper that cool.

omg, that sucks. I don’t think I would talk to anyone ever again. One of my guy friends called me recently saying that he was looking for sewing kit under his parents bed and accidentally found a dildo, and another time we were on the phone at like 4am and he could hear his parents having sex...

BAHAHA

mMmm the hag Christmas tree tradition. fun decorating that beast...you lean over the computer balcony or do you guys just use a latter?

any one else notice the kid googled "funny monkeys"?

"she worries about getting a call someday telling her he's been killed." ^that’s classic. but seriously that kid needs to chill.

can you learn about the game and lose it at the same time? If so I just lost.

haha, I actually loled on that one.