My friend Tom was waved across the street by an old lady, when he was directly in front of her she gunned it and he went flying. His bike was destroyed but he was fine...this gave him the fun nick name of "the Jew that flew".
Thought I would share.
maybe just tell them your abusing some substances or something and that you need an eye on you. Either that or just bring up drug use and see if you can slip a confession in?
best luck.
Let them know that you are programming them into your phone under Snow Ho's followed by their 1-10 rating and name (if you know it) after all that...That goes over very well.