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Don't get all hot and bothered. That picture has been all over the internet with different faces photoshopped in.

200? Jesus, how much do bras cost?

I beg your pardon?

I haven't taken them yet, but a kid i know got a 35...i guess that was the average, i'm not sure how it works.

Also known as, the BIF (Butt In Front)

I know how you feel, other brands let my saggy man breasts flap around, but VS is just right.

Hahaha those were great

Haha, there's a kid at my school who everyone calls Lloyd because he looks like Lloyd Christmas. His real name is Sam haha.

So the cure is...contracting leukemia and getting the treatment for that? I think i would stick to my triple cocktail for the time being.

Big Ballin'Team Fantastico Faster Than Superman, Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, Batman, And The Flash Combined

Not to raise cash fast, but i'm gonna be using some of the money i've been saving for the last 5-6 years to buy into a few companies with low stock prices, and hope to god they don't die. Assuming the market levels out in the next 6-7 years, i'll be sitting pretty :D

Painkillers, ice cream, applesauce, pudding. Anything soft and soothing. Don't eat soup. Play video games or something so you're not just doing nothing and thinking about it.

Yeah that's a shitty situation. Ask them if you can go on the trip out west, you can't miss out on that!

Was that movie good?

Sometimes i'll make an E-Sarcasm meter on the bottom of a post because some people seem to think everything posted on the internet is cereal.For example: E-Sarcasm meter rating of 7:|------7---|

An apple and a sandwich?

Sounds ill. Just make sure there's enough girls, you don't want a sausage fest.

As in, you're having a problem with large women?

Yeah, the last one was called "I'm the greatest alive for doing this" so it's understandable you wouldn't search for that.

No, i don't know many people who started puberty right when they were born.