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Yeah, it would kind of ruin the effect if a camry, a pt cruiser, 2 civics and a truck popped out.

You got beef with Ohio? I'll beat your ass, no joke.

Do you drive a tank? That would be manly as fuck.

You drank half a gallon in one day? Haha you're going to gain like 30 lbs of fat this winter, that's already like 500 calories.

Sick shirt

Agreed with him ^. You won't taste the plastic, and you're not going to sprout a tumor from it.

Rofl

Horde it in 50 gal. drums and wait for the price to go back up. Then resell it to people for 10 cents cheaper then the lowest gas station price, and make bank.

So uh...what kind of sound is this? a fart noise?

Uncalled for.

Did someone bump another thread from 2001? Oh wait...

Es ist sehr alt.

Can you cook it in said lightbulb?

I have a friend like that but without the stealing and skipping school. Actually he's like a fucking genius, but all he really does is play xbox. He has like 90k gamerpoints, and like 100 different games. He's super awkward around people.

So i'm dumb and thought the thread was ten minutes to live...

It's a nice thought but...how are you going to steal a billion dolllars, buy a ski resort, and then ski on it if you only have ten minutes?

Usually i'll get like a chicken sandwich or whatever with fries/drink, but if i'm at McDonalds i order two dub cheeseburgers with big mac sauce and a water, then i go fill it with sprite.

The clear solution is to masturbate a lot. Or maybe that's how you hurt it? Lay off the hand for a little while then.

Peter North

I don't think they were even trying to make it look serious. It's based on a video game anwyay, right? This is why i don't want them to make a Halo movie.