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Go to college you fucking dolt. What hot chick will marry a ski bum? Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

yea, uh... what mountain would this be at? Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

there's a 200 foot kicker in 1242? damn... that isn't the one at the end of the trailer, is it? because that didn't look like 200 ft to me. Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

I thought this thread was going to relay that dipshit jingle, 'sex is like pringles: once you pop.. just can't stop.' Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

90% of the kids that ski solely on twin tips at my mountain suck shit at skiing... they can do some nice tricks, though. There are like 10 kids (including myself) that race AND jib... we're defintely the best skiers on the mountain. Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

God you fucking dumbass. Just go type 'subsidies' into google and read up. Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

def on top right now. Summer is so fucking gorgeous... Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

shit i chose both of them in fantasy freeride Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

^it can be only about jibbing if you want it to... but mckill, stratton is a freaking intrawest mountain too Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

this will be my third season racing, 15th season on skis Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

that's better than a real car. Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

these are some of the scariest stories ive ever heard... ive never seen any bad accidents, though. ive had a couple myself... overshot a table, landed on back, broke 2 ribs (medics thought it was my back), and then i ate it on a steep slope doing about 60... fractured tibia right below the knee...

^great, do it. but don't keep calling it progression... i feel like all newschoolers are becoming sheep to the word. #1, doing tricks on big mountain peaks isn't monumental or progressive. people have been doing it for years. Someone go count how many times you see the word progression in a...

ok, i will. but skiing aside, the whole culture is perpetuating this annoying hippy affect. 'yea man... it's all about progression. Free your mind.' Skiing, though addictive, isn't a fucking drug. It's a good way to have fun, maybe even a bit of a lifestyle, but by taking it so seriously we're...

this is about as original as a donnie darko thread... Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

and more importantly, all these arrogant bastards keep telling me that i can only be a good skier if i rip big mountain and park... what if i only want or can do one or the other? the 2 are seperate things. Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

and speaking of progression, whats with this 'taking newschool tricks to the big mountain' shit? When i see big mountain, i don't wanna see anybody throw something other than a straight flip, grab, or maybe a 360. skiing switch in the back country is not cool to watch. i'd rather see someone...

^ evil bastuds Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

Hugo could do it Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.

what are we, a bunch of mindless morons? If I had a dollar for every time I've seen or heard the word 'progression' used in relation to skiing, I'd be able to buy the WRX i want. The whole progression concept is really starting to get to me... if i never see another 'lifestyle' segment, i'll be...