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No, but seriously, would it be so bad if President Bush went on TV tonight and said, 'OK, it turns out there are no WMDs here, but we've noticed that if we stick a straw in the ground oil comes out, so we're going to give all the oil to halliberton, thus creating jobs for all the iraqis, and...

American cars suck. Get a real car. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

Everday. My ap lit teacher called me a 'jocular cynic' in one of her recent comments, while another teacher called my work 'joyfully misanthropic.' So I've got that going for me, which is nice. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

Honestly, the question thing isn't necessary. Just invite anybody who seems particularly thoughtful in the regular forums. I think, personally, that political affiliations are bogus gangs with ambiguous objectives; that the big bang is a decidedly moot topic, given the fact that it's simply one...

The DL is sort of like the green berets of NS: special, deadly... special. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

My sister, who is literally a genius, is a vegan, and has been since her mid-high school years, which occured sometime in the late 90s. I, a proficient debater, have tried many times to disprove her ideals but, no matter how good my case is, she always has some incontrovertable evidence that...

although i sign, heh heh... From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

If you actually want one, just talk to the company that constructs them and see if you can become a franchise. Then, if there is a then, choose a location and get a big ass loan from the bank. Maybe it'll be profitable after four or five years. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

Yes, well I'm from Connecticut which, if you aren't familiar with it, is a place where everyboy belongs to a country club almost entirely composed of members of a single religion, where collars are worn in the unfolded position, where 'courting' replaces 'dating,' and holding hands replaces...

Don't worry, that's on the schedule. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

Hey, me too. I turn 18 on the 13th, and this currently 17 year old girl is planning on hooking up with me on the 15th. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

I don't need a dictionary to understand words like 'assiduous.' I'm simply pointing out that I find your vocabulary to be more showy than 'elaborate,' or whatever it was you called it. As a writer myself, I, too, have gone through phases in which I have embellished my work, but I eventually...

My old signature bothered me. From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber

There is only one thing JD does that bothers me: he recycles words that seem rare to uneducated ski bums. Examples: penchant, propensity, etc. These words usually just sound akward, as though he wrote his post on MS Word and did the right-click synonym thing. But whatever. Le Dauphin hath spoken

You just pulled that out of your ass. I've seen statistics that account for the exponential increase in oil consumption that occurs naturally with population and industrial growth that predict a muuuuch greater supply of oil than 20 years worth. As for Alaska, the 6 month statistic is a bogus...

I've got a good one: what is the next line in this sequence? 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 Le Dauphin hath spoken

dude, search this shit. i race, and ive seen 50 of this exact same thread in the last 4 months. Le Dauphin hath spoken

^yes, phil= lefty. mike weir= a lefty. and mike weir, i believe, was the first 'a lefty' to win the masters. I'm Phil's biggest fan. I jumped higher than he did when he won... i've been waiting five years for that. Le Dauphin hath spoken

Then share it, tool bucket. Le Dauphin hath spoken

somebody post the truth or a picture or something Le Dauphin hath spoken