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I fuk yo couch nukka!

randall that was fucking hilarious

all i think about in life is girls, skiing and facial hair.... i cant WAIT till i can grow a bigass gnarly powder beard.... just bust out of the fresh with freshies stuck to ya.....mmmm wow. kissing bitches can take a backseat to my forthcoming gnarly beard

I agree with RS4life..... iwanyshyn i beleive? some dude up top said....'how can you prove something wrong that happened 2000 years ago?' the bible was written 1000 years post AD. i mean, you think maybe they could have gotten something wrong? like, how can the bible have gotten everything...

your mom reminds me of sleazy cheese.... in yo fuckin mouf!!! holla

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Hey, do you like cd's or tapes? -well CD's nuts in yo motha fucking mouth!!!! Hey have you met those 2 big black guys? -who? -DEEEEEZZ NUTS!!!!

whats up all, just a little re-cap im walking with no tensor and no limp. feelin really good, still icing, and elevating though. i was just wondering if anyone has ever hurt there ankles actually skiing. Is there anything I should stay away from once im 100% to make sure i dont re-injure...

is it even possible to have no style? even if your walking down the street you have some style, just because its not your favorite style doesnt mean its no style STYLIE MC STYLERSONS STYLE STYLE STYLE hes on a gnarly level then all of you motha fuckas, and who ever started this should be...

shower poops + gotta get it into the drain + corn last night = your mother giving me a foot massage OH MY LORD YOUR MOTHER... DID HE JUST... I THINK HE DID.... OH MY MOSES..... im full of fury and passion... for all of your mothers

ALRIGHT!!!! everyone shut the fuccccccccck up in yo faces. sharpie wants... no no... sharpie needs to hear someone WITHOUT A PENIS, fart. PLEASE GOD if your a girl reading this.. message me, and you can call me, and fart into the phone.... i have never once in my entire life heard a non-male...

I SAW A CRAZY GUY DO ONE IN THE SUMMER!! HE'S CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY IM POLLUTING THIS SITE!!! CRAZZYYY

Kottke is the fuccckiinng MAN!!!! like i was like chilling like, won time like, holy shit like, you know???? so i figueredereded id throw on a little chunk of this new kottke reccord i picked up. Dude, airproofing 2??!??!? that song is fucking super crazy...... dude doesnt get enough...

I think you guys are missing the point of this whole conversation, its not a question of grossness, 10 foot wankers, mouse retinas or plippity plappity, its solely about the sprinkler, the A-OK target practise, among other things..... Yesterday i was taking a shit, and i brushed my teeth while...

HOLLYY SHIT!!!! IM IN SOMEONES SIGNATURE!!!!!! bahaoidfashdoif hasoidfiaopd faiposdhjfpiahsdfi ahsdo fhasdo fh aodifhoaisdhfoaisdh foasdhgfoauishdfo ahsdfo ihsdofhsdoi fhsdoifhao si hdfh sdfoisdhfoi odhfoiadsh ohd oah oa ssh da hasdfhasd fa Allllllrigghhtttyyy then well who did your tatooos...

alright i figured out why we pee in the shower. Personally when i turn the shower on, i put it to hot, and let the water warm up a little bit, so i dont just dive into that motha fo' as soon as i turn it on, cause every guy knows that means raisen sack. So you turn the nozzle on, go get naked...

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I was thinking about it, and i am the greatest urinator to ever live..... I did the a-ok sign and pee'd through it..... you dont see that shit everyday ijoisadjf afjoiadsjo sdf a

horrible aim???? i beg to differ, i could piss in a mouses retina if i had to.....