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    Urban Dictionary Your Last Name

    ha my last name is spelled a little different (Callaghan) but Callaghan Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia , or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty. At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a...
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    Things you do while you shit

    ha well for me it depends on the situation. Usually when those gastric feelings start to arise i begin my battle plan. Thus bringing me onto my 3 battle formations Normal, "Relief-Shit" -Usually bring a thorough reading utensil that will stimulate my brain cells resulting in a boost in...
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    I'm fucked

    ha i got caught with weed when i was 15 (it was after the first time i smoked) got grounded for a week hopefully you arent in too much trouble but stop with the cigs and shit soo nasty for ya
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    What the heck happened to your head?

    ha i think your overeacting a bit but thats probably becuase i don't see too much of a difference but i know girls can notice things more articulately than guys but i do have a story about when my sister got her hair dyed "aubern" but it came out violet and looks sooo wierd haha
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    Best Rap to rap along with

    Word sometimes i rap to soul position and sound providers also
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    Player hatin preschool teacher

    nah dude it was nasty wait you were sarcastic ha
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    Bachelor opening day

    i was there today and ya it was wayy rocky and i messed up my bases but im not too worried hella fun ha
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    Report card day who is...

    3.2 for this quarter 3.555 average ha amazingly the only A i got was accounting
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    Player hatin preschool teacher

    ha one time in second grade this chick got suspended for showing me her vag and that same year i got pants by some girls but no one got suspended
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    Bachelor opening day

    so stoked for tomorrow!
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    "I Ride Fat Twins"

    Holy Fuck! i feel sorry for the little 'cycles they might get broken and the twins would fall off! hahah
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    Best indy artists and or songs

    ha i figured that people would of already assumed spoon because of their amazingness
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    ROBOTS!

    hahaha what the hell were those popcorn people?!?! hah
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    Donnie Darko PLOT explaination

    i know what you mean like pretty much everyone i know is like yeah donnie darko is such an independent movie and they try to act intellectual by explaining its meaning and i kinda just laugh to myself haha
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    So I Have This Fantasy...

    1.Laurent Favre 2.Jon 3.Seth 4. Permin-absolutely kills it
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    WORST BEER EVER

    haha miller light and my grandmas boyfriend drinks this shit called icehouse and i tried it one time fuckin worse than miller light
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    FAVORITE BEER

    anything local (bend has nice microbrews) and sessions lager Jubelale
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    How ugly is your school chearleading team?

    ^ hah scotts right we have this nasty ass girl who is like missing half her hair and can only get one pigtail and she like is gross and i guess suing this guy for her giving him a blowjob and he just turned 18 or something haha
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    -#-#-#- Skiing/Farmyard Analagy- might make you smile. -#-#-#-

    hahaha the chicken/skiboarder part was hilarious hah
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