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fuck the ski narc's they are a pain in the ass, they should wait in their little shack at the bottom of the hill for people to come see them, they shouldnt go instigate

i mounted mine on the solid line and they ski amazing all mountain and in the park they land switch prety good too. i think the dotted line is for more park skiing, but they are prety close together so there wont be too much difference.

if you were sponsored by a company what would you want them to do for you? what is a good name for a company?

holy shit, new years sucked! i woke up in the hospital ohfuck me head hurts too

i ski on all rossignol gear i wear snowboard compaines clothing. 686pants and westbeach jacket, i wear a burton helmet and burton gloves ...the only ski company that has normal looking gear is orage, all else sucks

Ten things to do with skiblades... -shoehorn -kindling -butter knife -bottle opener -garden hoe -boot protectors -pooper scooper -razor -bathroom key chain -just married noise makers ....to see the pics that go with these check out the January 2003, FREEZE mag

tremblant rated 18th out of the top 25 terrain parks in north america, i am sure its not that bad...

i have one of those recoiling locks, it works fine does anyone else use one of these? whats your 3 number password?

skiboarding isnt skiing, its like ice skating down a hill, anybody can do it, takes no skill whatsoever, thats why you see so many people on them fall when they hit jumps, they dont know what the hell they are doing, at my hill its all hockey players that ride those things, i dont have much...

i ski and snowboard, i prefer to ski until i can sell all my step in shit and buy conventional bindings i wont snowboard ever again, step in sucks and they hurt your ankles

i told everyone already, i am the hottest skier! nobody seems to listen I AM THE HOTTEST HANDS DOWN!

put one ski on the rack, then put the otherone under a snowbank

I AM THE HOTTEST GUY SKIER!!!!

im gonna be at nubs nob probably sunday through thursday, anyone gonna be there? i need someone to ski with, my brother wont be up until midweek nubs nob petoskey

my nickname at school is horny skier boy

haha, i broke 2 pairs of marker bindings last year, and the year before i ripped a pair off the skis, marker have never seen my feet since...well i still use the ones that are broken, on my jib skis, but i have rossi bindings on all my good skis! marker blow!

i have 4 balls, so its okay if i hurt a few of them, no worries....i did fiddle around with my balls, then when i pulled my hand out of my pants and it was dripping with blood i kinda started to worry a little, but its all good because i can still get a boner

wierd, i wonder if anyone else has done this? my brother was laughing his ass off. i am going to be walking like a cowboy tomorrow, and its my grad pictures, good thing i didnt smash my face or anything. when i was in the air i just blacked out, i dont even remember taking off my skis! holy...

i dont feel any pain in my stomach or anything like that, so i didnt bust a nut....i just have a gash in my balls. its all good ummm, whats an uretheum? or whatever your talking about

thanx for the sympathy, im going to wear a pillow on my pants from now on when im railing