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15 years. It was the first 15 years of my life "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

I've got a huge mix. A lot of surf company stuff but also a lot of designer like Boss and Armani. and some value village stuff too. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

48 homeslices. I'm in. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Yeah thats awesome how you can feel your heart rate increase oftr you smoke. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

^ hahaha best computer advice I've ever heard "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Yeah I can carry on a conversatin with my roomate when he's asleep. Except somehow it gets completely off topic, but its really funny. "Man, where's the doctor?" Me - "I don't know, I think you ate him." "Oh like a chicken. Chickens have feathers. I dont think they can fly..." "Are you...

Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago, or any of the other bad guys from the Rocky movies. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Oh have I ever. I spend my nights now cuddling with my skiis and during the day I wear my boots. Whenever I drive past a hill without snow, I cry. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

any of you yakers out there wanna start a cult? "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Hockey, climbing, kayaking, tennis. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Beer nuts man "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Ok man, you got a good chance of winning, but trust me, Indians are tenacious bastards. They won't quit until they get the shit, literally, kicked out of them. Just be prepared to have a long fight. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Dress up as a priest, go to class and act normal. Every once in a while turn around and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU! BE HEALED!" and smack her in the forehead. She will have no clue what hit her. Don't do this too much, keep her guessing. "Are you kidding? You can't return this...

Sorry about that. Good call. Here's the link: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide One of the best sites ever. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Yeah I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. Congrats "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

so firts of all, you want to find a middle-aged hooker, sniff a line of coke off her ass. You will procede to enquire about the "ass buffet". This should only cost you a max of $.75. That tingling feeling you feel in your mouth after licking said ass is just the diseases starting to set in...

Ice and beer. That'll help. Or you'll get hurt even more. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Firefox is cookin. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Umm not really. My private school has a drinking team. "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

I'm sorry. That 911 is nothing compared to my 1986 Chrysler LeBaron. It has pop up headlights. ... Oh man. I want to cry "Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."