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beer is the only alcohol i drink. i love it more than i'll love my firstborn. my favourite is kooteany pale ale. i keep it local, yo.

its all about the longboarding.

club crawl (ask randoms in the bar for change), sell ecstacy at raves, prostitution, or be a hitman.

fuck, ours is good riddance by greenday, of course. how cliché. i'm sure only 3927498791793871097 high schools have used it before.

stuff by...company flow, the roots, eazy e (duh), talib kweli, dilated, jurrasic 5, and k-os.

don't flat out tell her, just..hint. yep.

the answer is obviously canada.

word to that. by far the most intelligent thing said on this topic so far. i pretty much love you.

approximatley .005

you also have to think about not only the kids life, but also the chick's. she probably wont have the cash or time to go to college, get a good job, all that shit. she'll be throwing her life away because of one stupid mistake. and birth control isn't 100% effective. trust me, all you guys...

jesus, obviously. as if you're questioning it with a name like that as an option. jesus

swearings a turn-off?! oh, fuckkkk.

hahhh, fuck, i'm not going to lie..its sad how true that is.

guys who are boring as fuck, or don't have a taste in music.

tell her you have a really bad outbreak of chlamydia, and you have to go take your antibiotics.

word!

i'll agree on the ugg boots shit, it makes girls look like huuuuge hoes.

who actually does that?

-we don't have to worry about erectile dysfunction. -you're not allowed to punch us in the face. -we can have up to eight multiple orgasms in one session, with no breaks. -we can legally force you to pay child support if we get knocked up. -we get benefits from authority if we are hot. -we...

fuckin' bill bissset, cause he's out of his mind. he's in my town, and i get to meet him tonight. or do someone like..jack kerouac. ?