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  1. maxcox9

    Fakie= Darkside?

    I just say väärinpäin toiseensuuntaan, way better than some 'nollie', what's that supposed to mean?? ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and...
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    bin Laden & Bush on msn

    haha chill yall, have a happy meal! It was on www.anvari.org/fun/World_Trade_Center/all.html ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size...
  3. maxcox9

    Screw you hippies.

    what are you talking about skimonkey,I think witchbaby is cool ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
  4. maxcox9

    Is anyone still not in school?

    I start school umm... august next year baby yeah! Now I'm just chillin and drinkin til January, when i'm going to the army... which will suck ass ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and...
  5. maxcox9

    Pedifiles are the new wave

    what did a pedophile say when he got out of prison? -I feel like a kid again!! ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
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    im screwed

    'but do you think talking to her would help me score a date with her.' Haha, probably not, I've found that just not talking to them and staying as far as you can from them really turns chicks on... What's with everyone aksing stupid questions about asking chicks out these days anyway? 'I'm in...
  7. maxcox9

    How to stop chicks being so FU

    put a fucking gag in her mouth ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
  8. maxcox9

    The Best Classic Rock Artist of all time?

    fuck it's so annoying when people spell grateful dead like 'greatful dead' ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
  9. maxcox9

    favorite/funniest quotes

    'my ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass' Samuel L Jackson in Jackie Brown ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
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    FREAKY!!!

    hey, iso tupakka isn't a palindrome!! but this is, I made it up myself: tissit tosi isot tissit (tits, really big tits in finnish) ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's...
  11. maxcox9

    I need tips on turning myself into a grape.

    typing must be a bitch when youre a grape, hopping around on the keyboard like that... ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does...
  12. maxcox9

    What the Hell?

    this doesn't make any sense, like dykes using dildos ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
  13. maxcox9

    the hottest girl?

    she is known to the newschoolers as 'the brazilian model', I don't think anybody knows her name ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the...
  14. maxcox9

    HANGOVERS, How Fun Can They Be?

    my worst ever hangover was last summer when I was coming back from Creta. The night before the flight I had been drinking Bailey's, beer and LOTS of Ouzo. Big mistake. I had already been throwing up all night and our flight was at 8.00 AM so I wasn't too happy when I had to wake up after two...
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    Beers don't freeze!!!

    I once heard a story about a dude who was in the army and they went for a march or whatever in the winter, and before they left he hid a bottle of 40% booze in the snow (it was like -35' celcius) I'm too lazy to convert that to your lame ass fahrenheits and when he got back from the march he...
  16. maxcox9

    which country makes the best beer

    teh strongest beer I know is a belgian 11%, I don't remember the name ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size does matter
  17. maxcox9

    what i want!

    phrosty, maybe they just posted Post removed by moderators. and there's a fucking flood in Copenhagen. Copenhagen sucks. ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better...
  18. maxcox9

    GOD..

    to Prins. as for the guidelines. these guidelines may be good for some fucked up individual people, yes. but different religions also have different guidelines, and everey religion want to make every other religion to live by theirs and that creates a neverending war. and that is no guideline to...
  19. maxcox9

    if your sick of swollen members...

    johannes: living legends is a name of one of their songs, I think, from the album Bad dreams ~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~ I like the beat and the size does matter I like the bass when it's big and phatter I'm on the floor and there's nothing better I like the beat and the size...
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    GOD..

    shit. why would anybody believe a word that's said in a book that begins with a story about some god creating the fucking WORLD in seven fucking days?? that's just wack, sounds like a bedtime story for the 4- year olds, told along with stories about animals that can speak and shit. and hundreds...
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