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Sounds awfully tempting... Allrighty then, you got yourself a deal! I'll bring a few reindeer with me, we can start a canadian petting zoo. And some penguins, maybe. But seriously though, you are loaded, right? Hmm, we're straying off the subject a bit here... oh well

in elementary school there was this vietnamese kid who never really had his stove on the '6' so to speak, nor did his father. One day he was crying in class as well and upon asking why he said that his father was going to set him hanging from the ceiling head down after school and whip him till...

if you were a hamburger, you'd be McBeautiful

thanks, I'm touched... of course I'll marry you honeybuns, you're just gonna have to move to finland cause I'm sure as hell not moving to the US. Unless you're really, really rich. just kidding

the headlights would light normally, I think. the clock one is a bit trickier, though... If you were standing stationary beside the track and looked inside the train going at the speed of light, (or, say, c-1 mph, because nothing can actually reach the speed of light) it would seem to you that...

yes it is america, don't I know it... thank god I don't live there. And Timmy-g, that's what you get for being a dumbass.

yeah, well tv shows often tend to be that way... It would get kinda boring if they made a series about, say, my normal everyday life... except for the weekends maybe, that would be funny shit

that was a joke, right?

maybe so but I still don't think that the guy at the agency told the girls they were gonna get screwed by a lacrosse team, do you? Again, stripping doesn't implicitly mean having to fuck every guy watching that feels like it. Thus hiring a stripper from outside isn't straightforward pimping, in...

same here... I had a little damp spot in my pants after the show where marissa and alex kissed, haha... not really. But where did alex disappear all of a sudden? she was the hottest chick in o.c!

^ oh right, sorry... I was too tired to comprehend such complicated sentence structures at six o'clock in the morning, haha... I should probably get some sleep every once in a while

so would I. If he has any, that is. You kids just need to grow up a little, maybe when you're like 25 you'll understand, hopefully...

yeah well besides that maybe... and she had quit a while ago when we met. Was that the main thing you picked up from what I wrote? You're missing the point a bit...

we have colleges in finland, and better school parties! not really...

yeah scratch*my*back, I've seen you make quite a lot of lesbianesque (is that a word??) comments and dismisses them as jokes but I'm really starting to wonder... so are you a flaming lesbo or not? and weren't you supposed to change your name some time ago already?

yeah, I know about the lenght contraction, it' s called the Lorenz' contraction. But 'c' isn't infinity, it's the speed of light...

^ pay some attention now...

I was thinking the same thing... taking advantage my ass... Girls should be grateful of drunken guys, especially the not-too-pretty girls, they'd never get laid if it wasn't for assed out guys at parties who at that state don't know any better not to screw a fat and/or ugly chick.

I'm gonna have to go with adriana, and petra nemcova is right up there with her. One thing bothers me about adriana though, cause in finnish lima means slime, or goo or some equally icky and slimey shit and it kinda puts me off everytime I hear her name...

G'arrr, shiver me timbers laddy, I got to get me some boot'aaay!