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and so that other ethnic groups wouldn't feel dissed: Q:What do you call a pakie with a wooden leg? A:Shit on a stick. Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag? A: Twix. Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics? A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in...

And some black jokes: Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black? A: Niggers. Q: Why do black people play basketball? A: They can run, shoot, and steal Q:How do you stop 5 black guys...

Here's some women jokes for y'all sick schovinist pigs out there: Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year? A: They dont fucking listen Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already done told her twice. Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina...

not to sound stupid but what the hell is a doo rag? Ride hard, you can rest when you die. 'You know what I really want in a girl? -Me.' -Jimmy Pop

DAAAAAAAAMN I hate living in Finland! man the car taxes are like the highest on the planet and it totally pisses me off looking trough hte cars for sale segments in some german magazines. In germany you can get almost brand new audi s4s for like 28000 dollars while they cost well over twice that...

OK OK I'll give them that, she is fucking hot but that's where it ends... and I hope you're talking about Madeleine and not her older sister whose name I can't remember, (yo fakiedropdude help me out here!) because she is a dog. 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta...

I live in Nokia... None of you guys probably knew this but Nokia is actually a city in Finland, it's where the whole company got started. I'm so proud of myself for just living here... I've had the same Nokia phone for like 4 years now and I've never had a problem with it, so I guess I could...

Swedes are too stupid to make anything taste good... awww the beer they make, it's soo bad... If you ever come by any swedish beer, especially Pripps, for the love of God, DO NOT DRINK IT!! No offence Fakiedropdude and all you swedish peeps I'm just kidding. NOT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 'It's time to...

inline, biking, basketball, chilling on the beach, going to summer festivals, drinking allot of beer... 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let...

Ei löydy... oliko kukaan viime viikonloppuna Himoksella korkkareilla? 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let everybody listen and feel it. Man...

that is big but it could just look bigger than it is. I mean everybody knows what they can do with them camera lenses and the guy holding the skis in the background could be standing so far back taht the gap between the skier and the skis looks bigger... 'It's time to wake up... It's time to...

yeah and fuck the scars too, they're ugly... I used to have the eye jackets, but both hte eatpieces snapped and now I have the a-wires and I love them... 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black...

Me and my friends have this team called MaxCox (you can all figure out what it means, haha) and one time when wwe got drunk we decided to get team numbers and I picked 9 because it's the coolest number. 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these...

wank 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let everybody listen and feel it. Man, it took me a whole lifetime to explain it... no, it took me a...

haha I just watched an hour long Vanilla Ice 'documentary' on tv... that was some golden shit 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let everybody...

It's too bad, Highway chile, Woodoo child, Purple haze and Hey Joe to mention some of my favs... it's all so good 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I...

hahaha that is so funny... makes me think of a certain jackass episode 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let everybody listen and feel it. Man...

why did that german(?) dude just ride trough the pipe??? I soo didn't get it 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the studio want me to explain black music. I'm not explainin' nothing. I prefer to let everybody listen and feel...

we were told that we wouldn't need any special pc links, just put the wire in the pc's speaker line out and play the winamp... and I don't think tehy even make those pc links anymore...? 'It's time to wake up... It's time to wake up! And I don't gotta explain nothing. Man, these people in the...

My freind just got a sharp player and the dude in the shop told us that we could record mp3s strait from a computer wit the optical line in wire thingy but we couldn't get it to work. You guys have any idea how it should be done? Which is better sony or sharp cos i'm thinking about getting me...